So i went to jail for the first time last night

[gymfreak101 10+ year member]

Should have stuck to original plan and went home with the first fat chick.

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I think everyone should have the jail experience once in their lives. It's a real eye opener. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Mannystunts]

You didn;t spend a night in jail.

You sat in a holding tank.

nothing bad at all.

and you got wasted off 1 shot? lightweight.

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

total badass...

 

[tc300 10+ year member]

1) honey wild turkey 101 has been out for awhile......

2) sounds like ya cant hold your alcohol.....

3) or you could be 1 of those ppl that 2 shots and a drink you get idiot stupid drunk

4).................. what was the question LOL

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

eww the tattoo on her back made me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

scoping the tatoo=early signs of homosexuality!

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

who cares about the tat

 

[tc300 10+ year member]

isnt that chick a noob pornstar?????

 

[alvitae 10+ year member]

who cares about the tat

Tats make girls look like tweeker biker chicks, Thats ok I guess if you like crabs and herpes.

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

i know plenty girls who got back tats n are clean

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

someone jody'd your girl deerhunt

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

lol, nice.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

ur life = fail..

 

[missnu 10+ year member]

Well the terrible grammar makes sense now, Jesus Christ you made my head hurt with some of those sentences.

+2

 

[ZeroSktr56 10+ year member]

Honey turkey FTW. I have been in the same boat as you. I was walking home from the bar shitfaced and managed to walk into the wrong apt. building. Apparently I was bangin on doors tryin to find my apt. I had my buddies ID and showed the cops that. Public intox + false info = $300 in Iowa City. Sucks for you.