actually sir, you are mistaken. that guy died shortly after hire. their new sound engineer is a blind, mute unicorn. he eats rocks and shits rainbows. each crosssover network is made from a combination of his semen, tail hair and *****. the speaker cones are woven from the hair from its mane using its semen once again as a binding agent. the magnets are made from the digested rocks that it shits out with the rainbows, and the surrounds are made from its tears.
do you know how expensive it is to keep a unicorn alive? THATS why they can charge so god-**** much.
Matt
PS, and yes, they sound exactly like you think they will considering they are made by unicorns.