?'s on drug testing

[kicker06 10+ year member]

NIACIN! Its a diet pill it cleans the blood, it will make you itch like hell but hey.
How i passed my drug test was Drinking a shit load of water, cranberry juice, exercising taking a shit load of niacin and putting bleach in the piss. Also you can but detox drinks

But still i barely passed on the THC line the line was very faded and the rest of the drigs had fully colored lines, but the test said if any sort of line shows up its a pass... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

That's exactly what I said. Twice. But no one listens.

Do what I said, you will pass if you have enough time.

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

for ****'s sake, ive smoked several times a day basically everyday for 10 years, i stopped all at once and havent smoked in 2 months so i can pass a drug test when i move and get a new job in a few weeks. its not that hard. did the same thing when i got this job although it was only about 6 weeks. plan to smoke again after i get it but more like 2-3 times a week, being as burnt out as i was sucks.

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

It'd be hilarious if you downed like 5 gallons of water and they decided to test your hair.
Don't do drugs...mmmkay?

Cuz drugs are bad mmmmmkay, and if you do drugs.........., then your bad...mmmmkay!!

ehh, you're fvcked

just summin it up

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I don't know if anyone has already mentioned it but GNC sells a pill you take the day before along with a lot of water that works.

Just go in and tell them exactly what you are looking for, come in a small box like sudafed or whatever.

If they are going to do randoms though do yourself a favor and don't even apply as you will get caught sooner or later.

 

[thesandman 10+ year member]

tobad that would never happend they cant test ur hair for a job period

uhh yes they can, when i worked for a casino they took hair samples

 

[jj4475 10+ year member]

uhh yes they can, when i worked for a casino they took hair samples

yea i figured i dont like the guy that posted it hes probally the most annoying dude on this site

 

[thesandman 10+ year member]

yea i figured i dont like the guy that posted it hes probally the most annoying dude on this site

gotcha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[acreature 10+ year member]

This thread should be used as an Anti-Drug Campaign.

Only a Doper would ask such the question and admit to still smoking before the daggummed test!

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

tobad that would never happend they cant test ur hair for a job period

They not only can, but my company does. No hair test, no jobbie with us.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

i've done UA's on parole for 4 years now. i've concluded that attempting to pass drug tests is 40/60 in their favor.

golden seal-a diaretic that forces causes your body to urinate, therefore flushing- ua results come back diluted.

any of the "be clean" stuff you buy is about 50/50. most of the time it still comes back diluted even if it does clean you out.

niacin-total myth

cranberry juice-total myth

vinegar-total myth

pickle juice-total myth

there's one way i've found to pass ua's years back before i decided it wasn't worth it. dilute with water. and i mean drink 'til you are nearly sick. when your pee comes out clear in the toilet, you are diluted. now, you need creatine, you can get it at gnc. you take a load up dose of creatine along with a multi-vitamin. when your pee comes out yellow, that means that the creatine and vitamins are now in your pee. you need to take a double dose of the vitamins and, like i said, a load up dose of the creatine. you can pass the parole/probation ua's 90 percent of the time this way. ua's for alot of jobs is not as thorough as the ones for parole. most of them do the stick test. parole and some select jobs may do the test where it is actually ran through the machine (can't remember what it's called). all that crap about metabolism, body fat, etc. has no bearing on the body getting rid of weed. thc is stored in the brain cells, which is 90 percent fat. it has nothing to do with that other crap. cocaine on the other hand is gotten rid of faster by certain body types. cocaine is water soluble, thc is not.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

tobad that would never happend they cant test ur hair for a job period

says who?

i've been hair folicle tested before as a requirement for my job before. but think what you will.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

im not readint this thread but my 2 cent = this...

i applied at sears. made a thread called 'sears ftw?'. i smoked more than the average pothead. i mean alot. quarter oz a day on a decent day. i stopped for 2 days starting a friday. ran for 30 minutes a night, in sweatpants/sweater, that weekend (sat and sun). took teh test on monday. drank detox drink right before , shat my life away , took teh test and wend to work that friday. still work there.

YOU CAN DO ITTT! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

For all those criticizing this guy for continuing to smoke right up to the eve of testing, did you not read his theory?

Chronic smokers have a better chance of passing than infrequent smokers.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

There are tablets that do nothing but make your piss a nice sheen of yellow. You can probably get them from your local headshop or probably even health store.

As for passing the drug test, you want to drink an assload of cranberry juice before hand(cleans out your kidneys), drink an assload of water, and work out constantly. Do as much ****ing cardio as you can handle. Then taking one of the pills I talked about wouldnt hurt either.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

at your local gnc or health food store they usually have a smoothie type drink that will give you 1-2 hour window of cleanliness. or ask your pharmacist to take mercy on you..they usually have something under the front counter for such occasions..but you have to prove/beg that you are desperate.

i dont smoke. give me your address. clean sample - $59.99 +ship.