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[MattinMO]

Late to the party but fake tits are like a brand new Lamborghini SV with a Hyundai Elantra engine, fun to look at but when you get under the hood and start feeling around it just ain’t the same. I once told a stripper with fake tits that I wanted a lap dance from the other stripper with real tits and she slapped me...***** 

 

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Late to the party but fake tits are like a brand new Lamborghini SV with a Hyundai Elantra engine, fun to look at but when you get under the hood and start feeling around it just ain’t the same. I once told a stripper with fake tits that I wanted a lap dance from the other stripper with real tits and she slapped me...***** 

I disagree but it was still funny.

 

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My buddy's shop was struck by lightning the other day. Fucked it up pretty good.

 

[ThxOne Premium Member]

My buddy's shop was struck by lightning the other day. Fucked it up pretty good.

Seen a lot of things hit by lightning when I lived in Pinellas County Florida. Trees, cars, houses. Lightning is NutZzZzzz.

 

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Seen a lot of things hit by lightning when I lived in Pinellas County Florida. Trees, cars, houses. Lightning is NutZzZzzz.

Years ago lightning hit my house. Fried four t.v.s, two computers,  the entire fuse box and the GA Power meter. Everyone, including myself, was suprised it didnt catch on fire. The inside of my buddy shop is destroyed between the fire and water damage.

 

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Lmao!