Random Boner thread..

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, me, a buddy and his girlfriend, and another guy went out to the lake drinking this one time. It started gettin late and one of the guys went in to change. He came back down to the dock with a chubby on and didnt even realize it. Better yet, it was the guy whos girlfriend was there but she was out on the dock the whole time with us.

 

[90accordman 5,000+ posts]

when i hold having to piss for a LONG time, it can happen

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

:fyi:men do think about *** every 15seconds or so:fyi:

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

shut up u snitch i hope your weener falls off and you eat it on accident you faggot bitch.

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

i don't know about some people, but i can't control the ammount of blood my heart sends to areas of my body //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

i got one at work today too, so i went to go take a piss(stand in the bathroom for a few seconds sending a text message) and it went down, but then like 5 minutes later it was back up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

my girlfriend drives me crazy what can i say

 

[acold7dusta 10+ year member]

i daydream alot about the hotties in my class, all throughout class, so yea anythings possible. the boredom boner was a good one too, that happens alot haha. also if im drinking, and watching movies i get chubby pretty easy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Or how bout the dreaded end of class boner and you dont realize you left your zipper down from earlier the day until chubby is a couple degrees colder all of a sudden.

 

[acold7dusta 10+ year member]

Or how bout the dreaded end of class boner and you dont realize you left your zipper down from earlier the day until chubby is a couple degrees colder all of a sudden.

and you gotta try to zip up your pants in the slickest manner, so nobody looks:uhoh:

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

men talking about random boners they get with other men over the internets...

 

[acold7dusta 10+ year member]

ever zipped your sack? I did once. I almost passed out.

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zipped up my pants real fast after peein in the woods.................IT WAS NOT PLEASANT.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

shut up u snitch i hope your weener falls off and you eat it on accident you faggot bitch.

Ever tried acting your age?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

ever zipped your sack? I did once. I almost passed out.

Drawn blood from that area might as well be worse off than losing a child.

 

[cleanerupper 10+ year member]

 

[Sleeklsc 5,000+ posts]

if i get a random boner when the g/f isnt with me i just get some peanut butter and my dog max....I swear that dog can go though a hole jar....Then once he's done he gets his protein for the day

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ban.gif.ce8465566702ef9f72e97e794ed1c86a.gif j/k...that is pretty **** disturbing though