Random Boner thread..

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I got a boner.

 

[Slim_Shady]

I wake up every morning with a blue vein throbber.

You could probly use it as a catapault for shooting skeet

 

[noobsauce 10+ year member]

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[tjbartjr 10+ year member]

If I get a random woody when someone's talking to me, I make sure to adjust it in front of them. This will either cause laughter and jokes, or cause the person to become flustered, and cease conversation abruptly. Which is fine with me. I suggest you try it. It also helps to stare at this person lasciviously.

 

[BJ The Man 10+ year member]

I jizzed in my pants //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif