Random Boner thread..

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

if i get a random boner when the g/f isnt with me i just get some peanut butter and my dog max....I swear that dog can go though a hole jar....Then once he's done he gets his protein for the day

Lmao.... Max FTW!

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

Ever tried acting your age?

ever hung a turkey over your shoulder?

 

[Sleeklsc 5,000+ posts]

Lmao.... Max FTW!

i have another dog and 2 cats.....but they take to long:crap:

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

ever hung a turkey over your shoulder?

Quite a few times... Very nice feeling.. A lot more exciting than getting a random boner.. But not quite as exciting when the boner can get a little action..Well, there was this one time it may have been more exciting..

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

it cant be THAT great of a feeling holding a dead being on your back.....

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Control your wood, don't let it control you! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

Ever tried acting your age?

shut up snitch you're a snitch you snitched on the lady who sold your underage *** alcohol you snitch you didn't have to snitch on the lady who was doing your snitch *** a favor by selling some alcohol to some snitching pre-pubescent snitch but you did you snitch i hope you get snitched on for being a snitch and get stitches because snitches get stiches you snitch.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

shut up snitch you're a snitch you snitched on the lady who sold your underage *** alcohol you snitch you didn't have to snitch on the lady who was doing your snitch *** a favor by selling some alcohol to some snitching pre-pubescent snitch but you did you snitch i hope you get snitched on for being a snitch and get stitches because snitches get stiches you snitch.

It was a man and he didnt directly sell it to me..He sold it to a guy I know he is realted to, and then the guy gave it to us... Funny thing is the guy still hasnt gotten busted.. Guess they are waiting on another report and gonna try to use 3 cases of sales to a minor at once or something..

 

[Duke 10+ year member]

Went to see The Grudge 2 the other day. Bonered during the movie for no reason.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

So skinny, pale, small girls turn you on. Fan of Paris Hilton too eh?

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

got one last night watching the tigers lose //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

then i had to leak the lizard.

walk fast.

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

the worst is with sweat pants on. theres no hiding it.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

why hide it? hell i put a flag on my boner

 

[fakename 10+ year member]

one time years ago i was in weight training in skewl, one popped up, i had gym shorts on..

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

one time years ago i was in weight training in skewl, one popped up, i had gym shorts on..

did you put a weight on it? i'm sure you don't have an ironman dick