Random Boner thread..

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Well today on the shuttle ride to my parking lot on campus, I realized I got a random chubby.. The whole time I was getting off the bus I could just feel peoples eye's blazing at my crotch.. Of course I am not sure if anyone saw it, but it still makes you wonder.. I know we all get boners at odd/random times so lets hear some of them! Also, anytime yall ever got busted??

And no gay comments please Eugenics.. I assure you I am 100% heterosexual white non-trailer park trash..

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[Vicodin113 10+ year member]

I get them when I want them. I control my Wood, thats why its MY wood.

If I want to last 5 hours in bed I can if I want to last 5 seconds I can. I have full control over it. If I go to a strip club I dont get a woody cause I dont want to stand up and have everyone see it.

Control.

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

i had one like while i was sleeping last night

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

I get them when I want them. I control my Wood, thats why its MY wood.
If I want to last 5 hours in bed I can if I want to last 5 seconds I can. I have full control over it. If I go to a strip club I dont get a woody cause I dont want to stand up and have everyone see it.

Control.

 

[Thieroff 10+ year member]

One at work today

No reason, just appeared

CT

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

any place....anywhere

 

[Vicodin113 10+ year member]

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[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

in church //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hide.gif.2d479cfd917eedfe201353b91522ceab.gif

sad to say, but it's true. there's some fine peices at church:naughty:

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

sad to say, but it's true. there's some fine peices at church:naughty:

Praise tha lawd! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

sometimes i get teh hard onz while im layin teh dookiez

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

holy crap...

all the time, talking to customers, getting gas at the gas station, getting a hair cut doesnt matter

 

[crazy4ozs]

class...

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

class...

Sucks so bad, especially when you start thinkin about the thong that the girl in front of you is wearin...when there's like 3 minutes left in the class to let it settle down.

 

[Abel 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif Right now

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif Right now

You get boners from talking to men about being aroused....? Gross man.