Questions that boggle the mind. Haha

[wesl56 10+ year member]

yeah isnt the ratio of water to fish like 1000000000000:1

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

if we took all of them out

it would stink

/stink

 

[tigerf117 10+ year member]

heres a good one, Where am I?

 

[92SC300 10+ year member]

if quizzes are quizzical what are tests?

roflmao

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

not questions but.....

CHINESE PROVERBS

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: ma n with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is ri ght, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

count the black dots //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

384

my mac is in inverted colors mode so all of them are black

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

wooot

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Why do feet smell and noses run

 

[orphe 10+ year member]

The speed of light is 186,000 km/sec... So whats the speed of dark?

what hair color is on a drivers license of a Bald Headed man?

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

good question

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Why do round pizzas come in squared boxes?

FUCK MONKEYS!!

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Could jesus make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

If you fill a glass half way with water is it half full or half empty?