Questions that boggle the mind. Haha

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and

apes?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Is there another word for synonym?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

Some of them got a laugh out of me

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[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

knee slapper

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

true dat

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

I lol'd

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

Deaf people can still talk, so she'd still wash his mouth out with soap.

Depends on what kinda vegaterian they are (cause some of them don't even eat anything made with milk)

Just cause he's a mime it doesn't mean he can't talk, so they should.

Incase they have a blind passange in the back that wants to use it?

The wheel?

Maybe they ment to say lips but messed up cause they had a lisp //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Pickler 10+ year member]

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

made me lol

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Why do you park in a driveway, yet drive on a parkway.

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

Why do you park in a driveway, yet drive on a parkway.

that just happened. that just blew my mind.

 

[blong131 10+ year member]

if quizzes are quizzical what are tests?

 

[JLa Obsessed 10+ year member]

Why do you park in a driveway, yet drive on a parkway.

you are a very smart man...lol

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

supa_c's mom

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

if quizzes are quizzical what are tests?

easyyyyyyyyyyy

testical

lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hide.gif.2d479cfd917eedfe201353b91522ceab.gif

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

Deaf people can still talk, so she'd still wash his mouth out with soap.

the only reason "deaf" people talk is that very few are 100% deaf. and the use of cochlear implants and such, gives them the ability to mimic slightly

 

[mabel4life 10+ year member]

Can god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Was Mary REALLY a virgin?