Post your resume

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

what kind of job are you looking for? What city?

I stated this. I am disappointed in your ability to follow instruction as well.

"high paying job"

I'll go anywhere a true playa like me can spread my wings.

Any other specifics will more than likely dependent on the resume YOU give me.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

uh huh. So you want us to make you a bullshit resume so you can apply for a CEO position? You'll have to work on your dutch rudder skills first.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

uh huh. So you want us to make you a bullshit resume so you can apply for a CEO position? You'll have to work on your dutch rudder skills first.

No need to make some bullshit one, just give me the one you use. I didn't realize my instructions were way over your head.

FFUUUUUUUUU

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Troll.

 

[Sir-Lancelot 10+ year member]

My resume would do you no good. Once you opened your mouth, game over. Sorry, but it is what it is.

I was just curious what you think a high paying job would be? I feel sure it's hourly pay just wondering if you had really high aspirations for yourself like lead fry cook first shift or something.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

i will ban you all.

Your Ava is FTW.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

Troll.

DeMan is srs business.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I know all sorts of tips and tricks on getting government jobs, if that's something you would want.

 

[mugen08 10+ year member]

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

My resume would do you no good. Once you opened your mouth, game over. Sorry, but it is what it is.
I was just curious what you think a high paying job would be? I feel sure it's hourly pay just wondering if you had really high aspirations for yourself like lead fry cook first shift or something.

Oh I see. You are one of those stuck on themselves and think no one could possibly play on the same level. I should bow in your presence. I am so honored you took the time to even post in a lowly peasants thread.
To answer your question. I have not worked hourly in over 9 years.

I know all sorts of tips and tricks on getting government jobs, if that's something you would want.

Tips and tricks still leave it open that I have to apply some sort of effort. Come on man, if you care this much just give me yours, I know you have had nice jobs that allow for posting efficiency.

 

[DBFan 10+ year member]

Your Ava is FTW.

why, thank you kind sir.

DeMan is srs business.

this.

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this too.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

You are an outstanding individual. Only thing is now I have to find a way to get the scribbles off that shit. I will need your first name and all contact info anyway bro. They are going to want to verify this shit.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I can't turn my monitor.

 

[4-teh-lulz? 10+ year member]

Troll.

You called?