Post any funny Jokes that you Know!

[babaganoush123 10+ year member]

lol.

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[stuckinok 5,000+ posts]

your ghey..

 

[jbizzle 5,000+ posts]

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

One time I had a car charger in my trunk because my pops is a car dealer. So I was riding around with it for two weeks with no problem until one day while pulling into my neighborhood I smelled something burning. I turn around and see smoke billowing out of the holes where the seat belts for the rear passengers **** into. I get in my driveway and my neighbor across the seat sees smoke billowing out the windows and he thinks I just got done hotboxing(smoking pot) and doesn't think anything of it. I then open my trunk and a wall of flame shoots out at my face. My friend sees it and runs for the hose. My other neighbor then comes out and is freaking out because the gas tank is right below the trunk lol.

So he calls 911. I grab my friends hose and begin spraying it out. It isn't working very well till the fire department shows up with a fire extinguisher and puts it out. In the end my entire trunk lining except for the corner portion where my onstar unit is burned up. Everything survived except my trunk lining including my spare and a pair of football cleats lol!

I will put pictures online someday.

 

[Jmac 10+ year member]

If you're looking for jokes, South Park provides free episodes ...

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

your ghey..

why do you have to be so hiv negative all the time

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[scarolinablazin 10+ year member]

whose retarded and has drool on their chin??

babaganoush123

^^^HIGHLIGHT ABOVE $ ANSWER^^^

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

you know how i know your gay?

because your a frekkin ****

 

[mr Tibbs 10+ year member]

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[bk12321 10+ year member]

why did the chicken cross the road???

because all of the guys above were telling jokes on his side.

dada-chi!

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

One time I had a car charger in my trunk because my pops is a car dealer. So I was riding around with it for two weeks with no problem until one day while pulling into my neighborhood I smelled something burning. I turn around and see smoke billowing out of the holes where the seat belts for the rear passengers **** into. I get in my driveway and my neighbor across the seat sees smoke billowing out the windows and he thinks I just got done hotboxing(smoking pot) and doesn't think anything of it. I then open my trunk and a wall of flame shoots out at my face. My friend sees it and runs for the hose. My other neighbor then comes out and is freaking out because the gas tank is right below the trunk lol.
So he calls 911. I grab my friends hose and begin spraying it out. It isn't working very well till the fire department shows up with a fire extinguisher and puts it out. In the end my entire trunk lining except for the corner portion where my onstar unit is burned up. Everything survived except my trunk lining including my spare and a pair of football cleats lol!

I will put pictures online someday.

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[jdawg90 10+ year member]

arguing on ca.com is like the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

arguing on ca.com is like the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded

ah snap jdawgs got joke's!

i know of no jokes that are good so im no help to this thread.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

ah snap jdawgs got joke's!

i know of no jokes that are good so im no help to this thread.

What do you mean I laugh at all your posts.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

What do you mean I laugh at all your posts.

nice try..

but that was just dumb.