Passing drug test

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

did not read the thread, but if you knew you had to piss, why the fuck would you smoke?

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

did not read the thread, but if you knew you had to piss, why the fuck would you smoke?

Should've read the thread. I didn't know I had to.

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

I mean I'm going to a family clinic. I don't really think they're going to be hardcore about it.

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

This is... the only sure shot way to **** clean:fyi:

In case you didn't know... you use the baster to inject the saline solution into the tip of your peen. Do this 15 minutes before you go in and only the best detection system out there will be able to spot small traces of THC.

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

This is... the only sure shot way to **** clean:fyi:

In case you didn't know... you use the baster to inject the saline solution into the tip of your peen. Do this 15 minutes before you go in and only the best detection system out there will be able to spot small traces of THC.

this is what i've been saying this whole dam time! OIL CHANGE! FTMFW

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

drink a pint of vineger and squirt massengal in your peepee

This is... the only sure shot way to **** clean:fyi:

In case you didn't know... you use the baster to inject the saline solution into the tip of your peen. Do this 15 minutes before you go in and only the best detection system out there will be able to spot small traces of THC.

in ur peewee...

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

in ur peewee...

I have never done it myself but I hear it will just about knock you out from the pain.

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

I have never done it myself but I hear it will just about knock you out from the pain.

i'd rather be clean then do that. lol

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

i'd rather be clean then do that. lol

no shiet!!

i dont know about all that..

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

yea I dnt think I will be squezeing any chemicals in my urethra anytime soon. I would just go in and hope.

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

OP i'd just say **** the job. your only 17 there will be plenty more. just tell your parents the spot got filled by someone else

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

^^^ say ya went and they said they would get back with you. Hell by then you can already start looking for a new job.

 

[lambo37 10+ year member]

Not on probation. Not in any legal trouble. It's just for a job. And if I fail the test, my parents will know I smoke and I won't get the job..

Only read first page.

First off i need to know two things, how good was the medicine.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Secondly-If you have three days your probably S.O.L. if it was from higher known strands coming out of a medical dispensary, etc

But if you do only have three days then i would suggest Drinking one gallon of water throughout each individual day, also take 500 mg of vitamin b12, or just a multivitamin will help some..(niacin is a outrageous myth), also drink atleast 24-32 oz of that through some sort of dark fluid, idk a juice such as grape drink..(something im guessing you wanted all last week at times and didnt have-lol-). On the final day constantly drink water 3 hours prior to test, urinate as much as possible, eat a good breakfast 15 minutes prior if possible. This is proven to work if doing it for 7 or more days the more the better, but this is the only way to actually dilute the thc molecules levels through fast enough. The synthetic things can work, but thats money and not guarenteed most of the time, and usually like 50 or more dollars for a good one.

Most importantly-When urinating in said hypothetical cup catch the middle of your stream. Since i assume your pretty burnt and nervous(hey it happens) heres a simple diagram of what the uh middle of your stream is lmao..actually thats to much work to type out so yeah, if you dont know what the middle of the stream is your job may not work out for you just smoke a bowl and enjoy your day lol. Then watch this

‪Chappelle I plead the Fif‬‏ - YouTube

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

I didn't read this thread because I guarantee it's full of stupid bullshit tricks people think actually work. There's only 2 ways to pass a drug test 100% of the time.

1. Stop smoking far enough in advance to be clean

2. Substitute

You can either use a clean friend's or you can buy synthetic online that comes with a 2 year shelf life and step by step instructions.

Local head shops will probably sell synthetic but expect to pay $30-$50 for it. I got mine online for $30 but you probably don't have time to wait for shipping.

"The drink" is not 100% effective and can/will cause them to make you retest because it was too diluted.

I've never heard of trying to inject saline solution back into your bladder but that sounds like a nice way to get a bladder infection, have fun.

Drinking tons of water flushes your urinary tract, THC is stored in your FAT CELLS, meaning your only flushing whats already been metabolized.

If you have several days before your test, try working out as much as possible to speed up your metabolism. Once it gets close to the test though you need to stop so you can slow your metabolism down (like 2-3 days prior). Now the day before and day of the test you can drink water to flush your system but like I said, if it's too diluted they will make you re-test which might seem nice because you get a couple more days but it also can raise suspicion...

Can you tell I've dealt with a few tests in my time?

Also if it's a hair test you might as well not even show up...