Passing drug test

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

hows he going to pee for u?

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

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[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

Yea it's just an 8/hour job. I'm only 17 so I don't think they're going to shell out a ton of money for my **** test.


I just found out today around 2 o'clock this afternoon. It doesn't matter now though. I have a friend that's straight edge that said he'd **** for me. So stoked!

when your baggy holding his **** breaks open come back an tell us so i can get a good laugh

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

That baggy idea will not wrk the nurse will laugh at u when u hand her a cup that reads in the 80degree range. Sry bud if u really really wanna pass then it must go up ur a s s....

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

when your baggy holding his **** breaks open come back an tell us so i can get a good laugh

Small bottle with "hot hands" wrapped around it.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

Small bottle with "hot hands" wrapped around it.

LOL that has fail all over it bro it has to be a certain temp ur method is full of flaws and hopes. In reality s u c k it up and forget the job. Just chalk it up to a lesson learned.

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

can anyone say "oil change" hahahaha

dam, couldnt find the clip from blue mountain state to post on here... fvck

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

ugh... lol im f u c k e d

 

[morespl 10+ year member]

Dude drink so much water for the next couple days your **** is clear do not eat anything before the test. Drink so much water the day of the test you feel it coming up like your gonna throw up. Your **** will come out clear if you eat you have more chance to fail the test marijuana clings to your fat cells water delutes it. You will even pass a lab test but they might retest it and say that its deluted. After the third time they have to pass you all you say is I work in the sun and drink alot of water. I was on probation from 15 to 19 and that was the only thing that I did that worked besides using clean **** and a condom.

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

I talked to a Dr.(friends mom) and she said temp isn't really something they check for. She said the samples don't get tested for like 5 minutes to an hour later depending on how busy they are. So i don't either to use his and chance the temp mix up or drink a ton of water until it's time for the test and just use mine.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

Dude drink so much water for the next couple days your **** is clear do not eat anything before the test. Drink so much water the day of the test you feel it coming up like your gonna throw up. Your **** will come out clear if you eat you have more chance to fail the test marijuana clings to your fat cells water delutes it. You will even pass a lab test but they might retest it and say that its deluted. After the third time they have to pass you all you say is I work in the sun and drink alot of water. I was on probation from 15 to 19 and that was the only thing that I did that worked besides using clean **** and a condom.

Not full proof flooding your system is the best way to go but doing this can cause issues with the test coming back inconclusive and guess what that mean u failed u dnt get a second shot. U can drink so much water that u will d a m n near p i s s pure water and guess what that does for ur drug test??? U got to learn man and now is the time like u said it’s not a career job so learn from it and move on

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

Not full proof flooding your system is the best way to go but doing this can cause issues with the test coming back inconclusive and guess what that mean u failed u dnt get a second shot. U can drink so much water that u will d a m n near p i s s pure water and guess what that does for ur drug test??? U got to learn man and now is the time like u said it’s not a career job so learn from it and move on

The thing is though it's at a place that I could work at for the next few years.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

U have no one to blame but urself. Not trying to be a d i c k but I mean u got to bite the bullet and dnt let this happen again cause the next job might be a career job and u f it up over a bowl of bud cmon now....

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

Ur not going to fool the drug testing company they have seen it all so all these GREAT ideas getting tossed around are just full of fail and have been tried millions of times.

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

I'm not trying to blame anybody. I'm just trying to pass this test haha