Passing drug test

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

get your buddy to **** in a cup and unload that **** for the test.and yehh...

idk man.. just say your sick and keep putting that bish off.

I can't though... I start Monday and I'm leaving to go camping Thursday. So I have to get it done Wednesday.

 

[grimreper912003 5,000+ posts]

there are a few things you need.
1. a small shampoo bottle (wash that bad boy out really good)

2. some tape

3. a clean pisser

4. tape that ***** by your balls to keep the temp

5 empty that bizatch into the **** cup

6. whala- u win.

Instead of a bottle a condom works as well. Usually keeps the temp a little better and easier to hide.

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

if its for a job... it will be a stick test... lab test cost around 1200 bucks a piece... so unless your going for a REALLY high paying job, i dont see them sending for a lab test

 

[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

Cranberry juice...

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

im serious man.. get a clean friends pee, put it in a condom or ziplock bag in your jeans taped to your legs, when you go into the bathroom, unload that into the cup, not your own,

if they try to watch you..then say i cant without privacy.

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

Do what i said and you dont got to worry about it.

 

[plugitin 5,000+ posts]

dont do drugs?

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

dont do drugs?

thats a given, lol

OP... how long in advance did you know about this drug test?

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

There is 2 ways that will wrk. IDC bout these drinks your friend of a friend took and he passed Its all BS. Either flood your system drink water till u throw up (u still might fail as the test may come back inconclusive) which in the eyes of the law means u failed. Second sure thing is TIME!!!

 

[jtomsic 5,000+ posts]

yeah chances are you wont pass, i would do wat others said and get someone to pee in a bottle or condom and tape it under ur balls to keep temp

 

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also..try gnc they sell a few drinks that are suppose to cleanse your system, a guy i work with drinks them everytime we have a test on site.

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

go to the smoke shop, and get some synthetic ****, it'll work i gurantee it. will be around 30 bucks. but i know for sure it'll work. used it a few times myself.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

yeah chances are you wont pass, i would do wat others said and get someone to pee in a bottle or condom and tape it under ur balls to keep temp

Doing this will not keep the temp high enough if u were female then it would be simple to insert into body. The temp monitors on the pee cups are pretty **** accurate and if it’s not within a few degrees of your internal body temp then u fail. Getting close dnt count in this game.

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

if its for a job... it will be a stick test... lab test cost around 1200 bucks a piece... so unless your going for a REALLY high paying job, i dont see them sending for a lab test

Yea it's just an 8/hour job. I'm only 17 so I don't think they're going to shell out a ton of money for my **** test.

thats a given, lol

OP... how long in advance did you know about this drug test?

I just found out today around 2 o'clock this afternoon. It doesn't matter now though. I have a friend that's straight edge that said he'd **** for me. So stoked!

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

then dont listen to me you idiot

 

[06goat 10+ year member]

glwp

lulz