Oh that was a ripe one...

[jaredspl 10+ year member]

a shart is worse than all of those. wet farts **** ***

 

[Crodski 10+ year member]

my buddy buttercupped me and i socked the **** outta him for doin it...smelled soo bad and i was pissed

 

[Crodski 10+ year member]

im not even gonna lie, i had a bean and cheese burrito for dinner and it just loaded me up with gas....my room is hot boxed with farts so i have to break out the fabreeze...and this is no lie

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

burritos do that to ya, it's got to be the beans

 

[texasound82 10+ year member]

had sleep farts so bad one night my wife said she smelled it under the sheets half an hour after I left for work. She washed everything. ha.

(this thread probably won't be deleted.

 

[Crodski 10+ year member]

@ luvin, its gotta be cuz my stomach is tore up right now

& @ texas...that is pretty bad u win hands down

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

Old people farts are the worst.

i was bowling in league a couple weeks ago, the old guy to the left of us let one rip, no one on our pair would get up to bowl because it was stuck there on the approach, man it smelled like he shit his pants, luckily it floated down to the other end of the alley.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i was bowling in league a couple weeks ago, the old guy to the left of us let one rip, no one on our pair would get up to bowl because it was stuck there on the approach, man it smelled like he shit his pants, luckily it floated down to the other end of the alley.

i lol'd

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

I farted while reading this thread.

True story.

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

i also gave my gf a dutch oven the other day, just now started talking to me again....

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

My friend Serina told me how about a week ago, she was giving a customer a lap dance at work, and let one rip. She said it smelled pretty bad, so she put her hair in his face. At the end he told her she smelled nice. I couldn't stop laughing after hearing that one. Strippers have strange stories.