Oh that was a ripe one...

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

Have you ever had a fart so bad you gagged yourself???

I just did.... made my eyes water //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

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[konechiwa 10+ year member]

yes. there was one time where i had the door shut in my bathroom and i had diarrhea. I couldn't get up and open the door because I would shit everyone so i had to endure it.

I thought i was going to die.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

ever farted in a public store and then saw people cover their nose?

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

You ever fart in the shower and it stink so bad you end up washing your hair again?

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

You ever fart in the shower and it stink so bad you end up washing your hair again?

shower farts are the worst

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

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[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

ever farted in a public store and then saw people cover their nose?

My wife does silent stink bombs then walks away, leaving me to get the dirty looks!

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[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Everyone likes their own brand. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

or smell

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

Everyone likes their own brand. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

then it obviously hasn't happened to you yet.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

My wife does silent stink bombs then walks away, leaving me to get the dirty looks!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

Women farts smell the worst too!

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

gah, im thinking bout going to bed... work at 9am ftl...hopefully i dont dutch-oven myself tonight, that woudl ****

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Women farts smell the worst too!

i guess if they clean down there they smell like strawberries

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

What I don't get, is they squeeze their butt cheeks together so tight, that hardly any air escapes. But it smells like wwIII just erupted in their pants.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Old people farts are the worst.