New pickup line

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Will you be my girlfrien?

I left out the D because you'll get that later.

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[gckless 5,000+ posts]

I'd love to see that used in real life.

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

Saw this on reddit like 2 weeks ago.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I'd love to see that used in real life.

Already used it on my friend.

"hahahah you're a dork"

mind you she stayed over this weekend.

Saw this on reddit like 2 weeks ago.

Unfortunately for me, I have things going on outside of the internet, so I'm a bit late on things.

WHY LAWD!?? WHHHHYYYYYY

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Ask a girl if she can tell you what time it is and sling your dick over your watch arm.

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

Already used it on my friend.
"hahahah you're a dork"

mind you she stayed over this weekend.

Unfortunately for me, I have things going on outside of the internet, so I'm a bit late on things.

WHY LAWD!?? WHHHHYYYYYY

My job is to be on the internet from 11-5 pm every weekday

why?

cause money.

dats why.

I gets money playa

then I gets papa playa

then I gets weed playa

then i gets biddies playa

den i get beef jerkey playa

den I play basketball playa

nah jk baskeballs for fegs

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

My job is to be on the internet from 11-5 pm every weekday
why?

cause money.

dats why.

I gets money playa

then I gets papa playa

then I gets weed playa

then i gets biddies playa

den i get beef jerkey playa

den I play basketball playa

nah jk baskeballs for fegs

yea. baskets and the balls are for dah homeohs

Ask a girl if she can tell you what time it is and sling your dick over your watch arm.

oh hey Nick Swardson. I didn't know you were into car audio.

 

[murph 10+ year member]

yea. baskets and the balls are for dah homeohs



oh hey Nick Swardson. I didn't know you were into car audio.

Sup bro

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

oh hey Nick Swardson. I didn't know you were into car audio.

Unfortunately for us, we have much better things to do than sit around watching quite possibly the worst attempt at comedy EVER since the beginning of time.

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

Already used it on my friend.
"hahahah you're a dork"

mind you she stayed over this weekend.

Yeah if you get some kind of playful reaction, really any reaction that isn't a walk away or a slap in the face, to that kind of line, it's game on.

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

Lulz

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Unfortunately for us, we have much better things to do than sit around watching quite possibly the worst attempt at comedy EVER since the beginning of time.

you too?

Oh man, we have so much in common.

wanna touch Ds?

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

you too?
Oh man, we have so much in common.

wanna touch Ds?

Nintendo Ds?

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Duh.

 

[tommydh 10+ year member]

I have seen " Nice shoes wanna ****?" work. The singer in my old band used it on some chick at a bar in Ocean City it helps when they are dumb an drunk.