Never trust a fart

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

Did you just smash your face on the keyboard a bunch of times to come up with this post?

 

[Full Tilt 10+ year member]

I'm glad this thread was resurrected.

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

How the hell do all of you manage to shit your pants lol? It happened to me once and it was a turtle head that popped out when I was pissing on a camping trip when I was like 12. Shit, I've had my drink spiked with laxatives (by a family member and before court mind you) and still had time to get off the highway, run into a shell station, and fucking destroy the toilet.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

I hate that

 

[mugen08 10+ year member]

I was riding my four wheeler in the mountains about 2-3 mles from my RV. The urge to **** hit me hard and I raced back towards my RV. When I got there I had 2 options:

1. Drive along the fence line and go through the gate; push the 4 wheeler 300' to my camper

2. Climb the chain link fence and walk 20 ft to camper

Well I decided I definately didn't have time for option 1 so I climbed thew fence (at this point clenching my arsehole as hard as I possibly could, on the brim of explosion) unfortunately as soom as I jumped down when my feet hit the ground I had a complete release into my tighty whities. Luckily they held most of the shat however they were absolutely filled to the max and left a **** trail to the bathroom