Never trust a fart

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

I've thought that I've sharted on a few occasions, but a quick TP check in the bathroom confirm that it was a false alarm.

 

[rc10mike 10+ year member]

only white kids

racist

 

[SplAffair 10+ year member]

only white kids

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

only white kids

So your saying only us white people shit their pants?

what do black people do... shit on the sidewalk cause their pants are saggin past the ass crack?

 

[Flex68 10+ year member]

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[wickedwitt 10+ year member]

ps, u can press used toilet paper onto the shit and burn the paper.....instead of littering fucking Wal-Mart bags of shit everywhere like 05Fronty's dip-shit ass.....fuckin litter bug.

Strict burn ban homie; what now?

 

[quackhead 10+ year member]

Strict burn ban homie; what now?

well...hm...it still degrades quicker than a friggin wal-mart bag...lol... I can see a county inmate snatching up a bag of **** on the side of the road...i reckon there might be some amusement in the wal-mart bag idea.

 

[av83 10+ year member]

So your saying only us white people shit their pants?

what do black people do... shit on the sidewalk cause their pants are saggin past the ass crack?

the proof is in the pudding stain

epic shart....

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

bump

 

[Serpent710 10+ year member]

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Bump

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

Stuck in traffic once, I had a troublemaker on the move. No where to exit, no way out blocked on all sides by turtle pace traffic. I gave it my all to hold out but this ****** just decided to come on out. I called in from the work parking lot telling them I would be an hour or so late, threw away the underpants, and proceeded to clean up.

One other time this happened, while snowmobiling. I knew where an outhouse was on the trail and headed that way, but I just barely didn't make it. sharted, stopped took off the underwear and while trying to toss them far away into the woods they actually got stuck on a nearby tree branch about 10ft up in the air, there they were for every snowmobiler to see.

 

[momofx 10+ year member]

i've thought that i've sharted on a few occasions, but a quick tp check in the bathroom confirm that it was a false alarm.

lmao ... da fuq I was lookin for a 2 channel amp and ended up in this shitt.y thread lololol.

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

lmao ... da fuq I was lookin for a 2 channel amp and ended up in this shitt.y thread lololol.

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[momofx 10+ year member]

I just remembered an old buddy of mine saying this when we was at a local car meet ... lmao