Never trust a fart

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

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[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

Stuck in traffic once, I had a troublemaker on the move. No where to exit, no way out blocked on all sides by turtle pace traffic. I gave it my all to hold out but this ****** just decided to come on out. I called in from the work parking lot telling them I would be an hour or so late, threw away the underpants, and proceeded to clean up.

One other time this happened, while snowmobiling. I knew where an outhouse was on the trail and headed that way, but I just barely didn't make it. sharted, stopped took off the underwear and while trying to toss them far away into the woods they actually got stuck on a nearby tree branch about 10ft up in the air, there they were for every snowmobiler to see.

 

[momofx 10+ year member]

i've thought that i've sharted on a few occasions, but a quick tp check in the bathroom confirm that it was a false alarm.

lmao ... da fuq I was lookin for a 2 channel amp and ended up in this shitt.y thread lololol.

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

lmao ... da fuq I was lookin for a 2 channel amp and ended up in this shitt.y thread lololol.

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[momofx 10+ year member]

I just remembered an old buddy of mine saying this when we was at a local car meet ... lmao

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

Did you just smash your face on the keyboard a bunch of times to come up with this post?

 

[Full Tilt 10+ year member]

I'm glad this thread was resurrected.

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

How the hell do all of you manage to shit your pants lol? It happened to me once and it was a turtle head that popped out when I was pissing on a camping trip when I was like 12. Shit, I've had my drink spiked with laxatives (by a family member and before court mind you) and still had time to get off the highway, run into a shell station, and fucking destroy the toilet.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

I hate that

 

[mugen08 10+ year member]

I was riding my four wheeler in the mountains about 2-3 mles from my RV. The urge to **** hit me hard and I raced back towards my RV. When I got there I had 2 options:

1. Drive along the fence line and go through the gate; push the 4 wheeler 300' to my camper

2. Climb the chain link fence and walk 20 ft to camper

Well I decided I definately didn't have time for option 1 so I climbed thew fence (at this point clenching my arsehole as hard as I possibly could, on the brim of explosion) unfortunately as soom as I jumped down when my feet hit the ground I had a complete release into my tighty whities. Luckily they held most of the shat however they were absolutely filled to the max and left a **** trail to the bathroom