Never trust a fart

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

I'm pooping right now. Cold water splashing on the chocolate starfish feels weirdly good

 

[ssteele18 10+ year member]

Just happened today.... Walking through the dreaded Walmart, which I absolutely hate but our other local store is under construction....Wife is pushing the cart and gets a very worried look on her face. She asks "Can you see anything on the back of my pants?"......."WHAT??"......"I think I just shit myself, I didn't even feel it coming on".... She just had a kid a week ago.

I made her lay plastic down in the car and roll all of the windows down......

Too bad nothing hit the floor or I would've loved to let those bastards roll their carts through it.

omg... Epic

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

Does her having a kid last week make her prone to lose farts?

 

[Epic0318 10+ year member]

Just happened today.... Walking through the dreaded Walmart, which I absolutely hate but our other local store is under construction....Wife is pushing the cart and gets a very worried look on her face. She asks "Can you see anything on the back of my pants?"......."WHAT??"......"I think I just shit myself, I didn't even feel it coming on".... She just had a kid a week ago.

I made her lay plastic down in the car and roll all of the windows down......

Too bad nothing hit the floor or I would've loved to let those bastards roll their carts through it.

I thought kids come out the vag not the asshOle

 

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

I thought kids come out the vag not the asshOle

Only the nice kids.

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

Only the nice kids.

your sig is full of lies:fyi:

 

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

your sig is full of lies:fyi:

Fixed...lulz

 

[VWBobby 10+ year member]

Does her having a kid last week make her prone to lose farts?

Short answer: Yes. The movie "racing stripes" was not about a zebra.

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

only white kids

 

[tipnitty 10+ year member]

I've never sharted, came **** close once, but made it safely to a can.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

I've thought that I've sharted on a few occasions, but a quick TP check in the bathroom confirm that it was a false alarm.

 

[rc10mike 10+ year member]

only white kids

racist

 

[SplAffair 10+ year member]

only white kids

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

only white kids

So your saying only us white people shit their pants?

what do black people do... shit on the sidewalk cause their pants are saggin past the ass crack?

 

[Flex68 10+ year member]

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[wickedwitt 10+ year member]

ps, u can press used toilet paper onto the shit and burn the paper.....instead of littering fucking Wal-Mart bags of shit everywhere like 05Fronty's dip-shit ass.....fuckin litter bug.

Strict burn ban homie; what now?

 

[quackhead 10+ year member]

Strict burn ban homie; what now?

well...hm...it still degrades quicker than a friggin wal-mart bag...lol... I can see a county inmate snatching up a bag of **** on the side of the road...i reckon there might be some amusement in the wal-mart bag idea.

 

[av83 10+ year member]

So your saying only us white people shit their pants?

what do black people do... shit on the sidewalk cause their pants are saggin past the ass crack?

the proof is in the pudding stain

epic shart....

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

bump

 

[Serpent710 10+ year member]

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