Need to get out of a drug test? Here's an idea!

[pilyin 10+ year member]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120ap_odd_inflicted_sick_leave.html

Washington state detectives say man asked friend to shoot him in the arm so he could skip work

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

PASCO, Wash. -- What happened to faking a cough?

Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County, Washington, say a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch (kooch) told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives say Kuch later acknowledged that he asked a friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.

The friend has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch is expected to be charged with false reporting.

Detectives aren't saying where Kuch works or whether he still has a job.

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[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Sweet. I am going to try that. Its a good idea

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

lmao

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

Idiots.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

he should have chopped off his penis or testicles

 

[Pedo Bear]

he could've gotten more time off if his friend shot him in the head

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

that is soo stupid..... i mean really...

 

[kballa422 10+ year member]

ROFL. What a dumbass. People these days are crazy.

I would love to know what his thought process was, as well as his friends, lol. That would be quite amusing.

 

[Brassler07 10+ year member]

"Drugs are just bad, mmmkay?"

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Stupid people like that deserve to be shot.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

why would you ever admit to that?!

I mean if you go through the trouble of taking the bullet... at least stick to your fukin story...

 

[klaze]

In the shoulder? smart. real smart.

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

Darwin Award Honorable Mention?

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

i hate this state.

really do.

Our legislature also wants to pass a law adding a tax to the size of your engine everytime you renew your tabs...

The table was something like:

0-1.5L=0 extra

1.6-2.5=70 extra

2.6-3.5=150 extra

etc, etc.

So if you have a pickup your ****ed!

anyway.

carry on.