Need some adivce, from teh emos.

[Silver 10+ year member]

She aint leaving me alone, I tell her all the fvckin time. She hansn't left any messages or voicemails yet though thank god.

 

[seth350 10+ year member]

I hate *****es.

Tell her to get the hell away from you and to quit being a worthless attention ***** and take all her bullshit whimpy *** crying to some other dick who cares.

Do it. Don't back out on me.

 

[seth350 10+ year member]

Better yet give me your name and hers and her number and I'll tell her! lol

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

i feel ya man. i been having problems with my GF...well shes my ex GF now. she went total psycho PMS b itch on me last night. and now shes like trying to erase me from her life or something. i think something snapped up in her brain.

girls = crazy

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

Tell her in order to speak to you, she must give you 4 bj's a day. No more, No less.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

Tell her in order to speak to you, she must give you 4 bj's a day. No more, No less.

no more?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I = teh w1n??

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Keep it up and you might be able to kjeep her as some puzzy, when you dont have something else.

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

no more?

Okay, maybe more.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Or tell her the more head she gives, the more shes allowed to talk to you. 1 BJ = 30 minutes

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

Okay, maybe more.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
Or tell her the more head she gives, the more shes allowed to talk to you. 1 BJ = 30 minutes

what happens if she gives him 25 bjs/day? thats 24 hours and 30 minutes. is anything over 24 just ******* up.....lol

 

[mikescanlon 10+ year member]

look, all this advice you got was good, but what you need to do is talk her into some 'break up ***'

and give her the good ole rodeo, you hold her shoulder with one hand, slap her *** with the othe rhand, and tell her she is almost as good as her sister/mother/friend, see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

if that doesn't work, do the oops wrong hole, and tell her you're gay and you need it like that, she'll never call you again.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i feel ya man. my girlfriend found out im a complete and total ****** douche bag...well shes my ex GF now. she went total psycho PMS b itch on me last night. and now shes like trying to erase me from her life or something. i think something snapped up in her brain.
girls = crazy

interesting

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[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

interesting
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wow, you can edit the quote....amazing. you want a cookie, fag?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

look, all this advice you got was good, but what you need to do is talk her into some 'break up ***'
and give her the good ole rodeo, you hold her shoulder with one hand, slap her *** with the othe rhand, and tell her she is almost as good as her sister/mother/friend, see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

if that doesn't work, do the oops wrong hole, and tell her you're gay and you need it like that, she'll never call you again.

Man I about pissed my pants on this one. I am gonna use that line if bad shit every happens to me again. Have to say that is sig worthy right there. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

wow, you can edit the quote....amazing. you want a cookie, fag?

hey, watch who you call a ***. my ***** never left me for a better man

p.s. i luv teh caulk

 

[twoohfour 10+ year member]

what happens if she gives him 25 bjs/day? thats 24 hours and 30 minutes. is anything over 24 just ******* up.....lol

yeah? ******* up?

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