need help asap on car practical jokes

[sue bee 10+ year member]

and put fake bird shit on the window

so when he tries to wipe...NO GO

 

[DeViOuSoNe 10+ year member]

hahah i still say put tag on upside down so they get pulled over....I think that would be un noticable...

 

[DeViOuSoNe 10+ year member]

put dog shit unfer door handle?

 

[SW9152 10+ year member]

put it up on cinder blocks and steal all 4 tires.

 

[blong131 10+ year member]

it has to be simple shiit...did u see my earlier post?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Put sticks of dynamite in the coils, they won't even notice

 

[pickup1 5,000+ posts]

hide behind his car,when he comes out,act like your going to carjack him and give him a b.j.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Gtfo, now

 

[SW9152 10+ year member]

unbolt the cats from the head pipe so when he starts it tomorrow its loud as hell. i did it on purpose to my ford explorer w/ a v6 and it was deafening.

 

[Qbenjamin 10+ year member]

Take the fuse outta the ignition switch........Will be left clueless.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

poop on it.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

filp the car over on its roof. such a classic.

 

[DeViOuSoNe 10+ year member]

uhhhh take lugnuts off one wheel? so when he moves it falls off?

 

[SVTLightning01 10+ year member]

cover all the windows with shoe polish.

draw weiners on his windows

buy a can of that weekend car paint that washes off and give him a custom paint job.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Dress up like your favorite character on friends and wait for him in the bushes near the car...