Need an Excuse for work... Quick!!!

[Raven 10+ year member]

Weird, I try all caps and it nerfs it..

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Yeast infection

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Weird, I try all caps and it nerfs it..

Maybe because you **** at life

??

 

[Mr. Opportunist 10+ year member]

I need some type of sickness that would make me sick enough where I have to lay in bed all day, and I have my even vomit a couple times.
It needs to be something besides food poisoning. Nothing too serious, but serious enough where I'm goin to be pretty sick for a day.

tell them you just found out you have dutch elm disease and if they ask what it is tell them your leafs are wealting, i dont think they will ask anymoe questions....

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Tell them you had a bad ****** episode last night, and have not fully recovered from it yet....

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

I always tell my boss I have a slight case of the Plague.

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

The Clap

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

Rectal Glaucoma

...........Can't see my a$$ coming into work today........

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[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

tell him your head fell off

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

Rectal Glaucoma
...........Can't see my a$$ coming into work today........

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[alove_85 10+ year member]

tell him/her your "thingy" is stuck in the pool jets

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

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What? whud I do? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

What? whud I do? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

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[snb778 5,000+ posts]

Youve Got Crabs!! or clean off your snatch and we'll all pitch in a buy you a deusche.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Tell them you had a bad ****** episode last night, and have not fully recovered from it yet....

lol yeah tell em you can't get the stink off of your upper lip