Need an Excuse for work... Quick!!!

[Jewelz0376 10+ year member]

I need some type of sickness that would make me sick enough where I have to lay in bed all day, and I have my even vomit a couple times.

It needs to be something besides food poisoning. Nothing too serious, but serious enough where I'm goin to be pretty sick for a day.

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[sumone 10+ year member]

how bout an allergic reaction?

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

24 hour bug

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

how about you just man up and go to work.

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

get paid mother ****er

 

[Raven 10+ year member]

He's reading this, so he must have stayed home or he has a desk job and internet.

Wait, it's 3:36? What? My watch sucks.

Tell your boss you don't know what's wrong, but you just puked your guts out on the kitchen floor and don't want to risk doing it again at the office.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

He's reading this, so he must have stayed home or he has a desk job and internet.

Right cuz there is no way in 6 mins he could still be home:waycrazy:

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

how bout just a big fever & dizzy spells, feelings of weakness, etc....

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

vaginitis?

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

tell em your hemmeroids are swollen and bleeding and that you got sand in your panties and it rubbed you a bit raw.

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

Squirts. Not in bed but not at work....

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

ebola?

 

[PhatTonyDeMarco 5,000+ posts]

Make something crazy up that he wont even question, tell that bitch you have the Chinese Tinkstan Worm and it will take at least 24 hour to pass through your system.

 

[Blados 10+ year member]

Tell your boss you don't know what's wrong, but you just puked your guts out on the kitchen floor and don't want to risk doing it again at the office.

That's one of the best excuses because they can't question it and you don't need proof.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I need some type of sickness that would make me sick enough where I have to lay in bed all day, and I have my even vomit a couple times.
It needs to be something besides food poisoning. Nothing too serious, but serious enough where I'm goin to be pretty sick for a day.

TELL THEM YOU HAVE A FEVER AND I'M TAKING YOUR TEMPERATURE WITH THE WORLDS LARGEST MEAT THERMOMETER.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif
- SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS, I'M @ WORK AND I DON'T WANT TO KEEP SWITCHING THEM ON/OFF.