Need advice on a fight....

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

yo just chop him in the throat call it a day

 

[One Bad MOFO 10+ year member]

Well im not scared of the kid by no means but he is in better shape than me....I know he can only use his right arm and he is weak once you get him down so I guess thats what I need to do.

if he's weak when he's on the ground, just give him an armbar and snap that ****er in half //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

Ok this kid used to date my girlfriend and I automatically just hated him cuz of the way he treated her and how cocky he is and he continued to try and call her and text message her so we agreed to fight. I met up with him on his territory where he had 15 of his other buddies and I brought my one close friend. Well we fought and to make the story short I landed alot more hits on him and had him on the ground ready to finish him off until this huge guy tackles me on rocks and gets me bleeding everywhere, he got one good pop on my nose and it bled and he says he is the winner because of that even though after we were done he claimed his back was black and blue and he was done with me. Well all of a sudden the other day he texts me out of nowhere wanting to fight. This kid is hated by alot of ppl and weighs prob 125 lbs which is what I weigh and just thinks he is a hardcore bad ***. I tried to let it go and be the bigger man but he pushed me too far and he has been tryin to fight me at the local Mickey Ds, Ymca, and movie theater just so 100 ppl can see the fight because he is so confident he will win. Cops showed up and we can never do it. I have told him to meet me somewhere out of city limits tomorrow and im not quiet sure if he will show or not. I believe he is in better shape than me cuz of basketball and prob has more endurance but I am stronger, he is prob 2-3 inches taller and has long lanky arms.....my question to you more experienced fighters or fight watchers is how can I do this guy in, I dont care if its cheating or not cuz no fight is ever fair I just wanna kill him....he has been texting my girlfriend telling her she better be there with an ice pack and ready to rush me to the hospital, I can not lose this fight. Thanks for any advice and please no negative comments im really looking to beat the hell out of him! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

you don't have to go out of city limits to fight. beat him where ever he wants to get beat and leave it at that

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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Put Down Your Bets!!!!

I Got 20 Bucks Saying That They Both Fall Knocked Out Due To Headbutt!

 

[lost1700 10+ year member]

at 125 pounds each, I say a big gust of wind blows them away:uhoh:

 

[Fattony911 10+ year member]

brass knuckles. if you don't have any tape up a couple of rolls of quarters in electrical tape. when you first get there if he just starts talking trash, kneekick him in the balls and then go with a strong uppercut. if he falls, stomp him. aim for the ribs, maybe the face if you really want to **** him up, or try to keep stomping him in one leg (or arm). it'll break eventually.

god i couldnt agree with this more

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

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[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

But on a serious note, to end the fight instantly, feel around the base of your neck, and between the two muscles is a soft spot about as wide as two fingers as so. If you can jab your fingers in there, he'll gag instantly and forget about hitting you back. If you know what you're doing (and it seems you don't), one shot to the head will do it. Use throat shots as a LAST resort unless you have been trained to do so, as you can literally kill someone that way.

 

[bikinpunk 10+ year member]

I can see the headlines now:

"Boy dies in fight over text messages"

Story:

"Blaze, a 16 year old high school student faces life in prison and a future of torture after a high-school argument turns deathly awry. The argument began with xxx xxxxxxx over Blaze's girlfriend. Blaze met with xxx to fight after school. Blaze said xxx text messaged him repeatedly about wanting to fight and felt it was his 'only way to stop it'. Blaze joined a forum to ask how to win the fight. Some tried to talk him out of it by simply saying that the 'high school drama' would pass; others provoked Blaze by telling him ways to fatally injure xxx. Blaze met xxx with brass knuckles, rolled coins, a cow prodder, and various objects intending to take xxx for good. And he did.

Blaze and xxx's parents are calling for the forum where Blaze sought advice to be 'shut down permanently' and charges filed against those who urged the fight on. They are indeed pointing the finger. At the time of press moderators from caraudio.com/forums, the forum in question, could not be reached. However, some members have reached out to the press. Randy Savage (real name not given) said "ohhhhhhh yyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah, he got what he deserved!". Others, who actually have a heart, like PV Audio (once again, real name not given) said that he tried to stop Blaze from his reprehensible actions though he 'wasn't able to post before Blaze left for school that morning'. As this story evolves The Off-Topic Reporter will update. For more information on how you can prevent giving bad advice go here."

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

fighting is for gheys //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I can see the headlines now:"Boy dies in fight over text messages"

Story:

"Blaze, a 16 year old high school student faces life in prison and a future of torture after a high-school argument turns deathly awry. The argument began with xxx xxxxxxx over Blaze's girlfriend. Blaze met with xxx to fight after school. Blaze said xxx text messaged him repeatedly about wanting to fight and felt it was his 'only way to stop it'. Blaze joined a forum to ask how to win the fight. Some tried to talk him out of it by simply saying that the 'high school drama' would pass; others provoked Blaze by telling him ways to fatally injure xxx. Blaze met xxx with brass knuckles, rolled coins, a cow prodder, and various objects intending to take xxx for good. And he did.

Blaze and xxx's parents are calling for the forum where Blaze sought advice to be 'shut down permanently' and charges filed against those who urged the fight on. They are indeed pointing the finger. At the time of press moderators from caraudio.com/forums, the forum in question, could not be reached. However, some members have reached out to the press. Randy Savage (real name not given) said "ohhhhhhh yyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah, he got what he deserved!". Others, who actually have a heart, like PV Audio (once again, real name not given) said that he tried to stop Blaze from his reprehensible actions though he 'wasn't able to post before Blaze left for school that morning'. As this story evolves The Off-Topic Reporter will update. For more information on how you can prevent giving bad advice go here."

why would we want to prevent giving bad advice?! Leading ships into shallow water is a great source of entertainment and should be encouraged.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Pea SSS: structural functionalism and neofunctionalism are ter mostest boring shit in teh world.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

conflict theory FTW.

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

at 125 pounds each, I say a big gust of wind blows them away:uhoh:

lol

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Why don't you just share the girl and no one gets hurt?

Chances are, you are sharing her anyway.