Need advice on a fight....

[mlstrass 5,000+ posts]

FYI........If you hurt him bad you will probably get arrested for assualt. With that said here's your game plan.

As mentioned, approach him with the intent to rip his F'ing head off. Do NOT say a word just walk straight up to him and land the first blow and then take him to the ground quickly. This is "assuming" he has no friends to jump in.

Quickest way to blur his vision, thumb to the eye, dig it in deep, then fists/elbows to the face. Fight won't last long trust me on that. If you're really feeling like going to jail once you have him at your mercy break a few fingers or an arm....

One more thing. If he does bring a group of guys then ONLY you two walk far away from the group, so you have time to finish him before they can get there.

I used to do some dumb shit in my younger days. LOL

 

[blaze383]

if your worried about gettin first hit take your keys and toss them up in front of his face to get his atention them deck him in the face . or head butt him (again i just think it would look cool)

That actually sounds like a good idea.

 

[SaturnSC1 10+ year member]

Exactly. So he's really out to hurt you. IN the worst way possible. When you get to him beat him as quick as possible. All jokes aside, you dunno what he's capable of. He's trying to make a name for himself, so he'll do anything. One thing I was taught was that you need to be more worried about the person "trying" to make a name for themself rather than the person who's already established, because the new comer will do anything to get a name. Including shoot you. So just be ready for war. And if guns come out don't be a ***** just pop back and make sure you hit him. Deal with everything else later. Don't freeze up AT ALL, because I guarantee that hot lead will melt you quickly haha. Well thats my advice to you my friend. Get in win the fight. Get out, and never I MEAN NEVER be alone. Have atleast one person with you, because as I said before a fight is NEVER OVER IN THE SOUTH!

 

[Fosgate-Kid 10+ year member]

Yall know what i think HEAD BUTT him one time to knock him unconscience and walk away

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Low slow kick to the legs, that will/should make him put his head down when he jumps back, that leaves you a great opening, if not there's always this http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gp1JPPFVWIw

lol

 

[mlstrass 5,000+ posts]

Misdirection can work. Bring a fake set of keys and take them out and toss them to the ground close to him. His natural reaction will be to follow them, there's your FREE shot, so make it good....

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

just hire kimbo or whatever lol

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

You're a tool for this anyway, but if you do decide to tape this all, make sure you get in a good knife edge chop or two for the Macho Man.

If you land a flying elbow drop, I'll paypal you a dollar.

 

[blaze383]

FYI........If you hurt him bad you will probably get arrested for assualt. With that said here's your game plan.
As mentioned, approach him with the intent to rip his F'ing head off. Do NOT say a word just walk straight up to him and land the first blow and then take him to the ground quickly. This is "assuming" he has no friends to jump in.

Quickest way to blur his vision, thumb to the eye, dig it in deep, then fists/elbows to the face. Fight won't last long trust me on that. If you're really feeling like going to jail once you have him at your mercy break a few fingers or an arm....

One more thing. If he does bring a group of guys then ONLY you two walk far away from the group, so you have time to finish him before they can get there.

I used to do some dumb shit in my younger days. LOL

I mean he isnt stupid he wants to get me first just as bad as I do him and him bein quicker I really dont wanna miss.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i can't wait to see you getting your *** kicked

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

bobby hill is such a queerbate

 

[TIeclipseMOJO 10+ year member]

just get the first hit on him.... ive seen too many high school fights that start off by arguing over whos gonna throw the first punch because they will get in less trouble blah blah... give him about 3 seconds to walk away from his friends and just blast him in the face and dont stop from there. dont wrestle either... 4 quick hits to the head is better

 

[blaze383]

Exactly. So he's really out to hurt you. IN the worst way possible. When you get to him beat him as quick as possible. All jokes aside, you dunno what he's capable of. He's trying to make a name for himself, so he'll do anything. One thing I was taught was that you need to be more worried about the person "trying" to make a name for themself rather than the person who's already established, because the new comer will do anything to get a name. Including shoot you. So just be ready for war. And if guns come out don't be a ***** just pop back and make sure you hit him. Deal with everything else later. Don't freeze up AT ALL, because I guarantee that hot lead will melt you quickly haha. Well thats my advice to you my friend. Get in win the fight. Get out, and never I MEAN NEVER be alone. Have atleast one person with you, because as I said before a fight is NEVER OVER IN THE SOUTH!

Its not as serious as guns gettin involved lol but I know he is dying to win as bas as I am.

 

[blaze383]

Yall know what i think HEAD BUTT him one time to knock him unconscience and walk away

U really almost got me thinkin this is the thing to do lol

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

if we get a vid of you dropping the flying elbow drop i got 10 bucks to paypal you

knife edge chop gets a buck if its followed by a WHOOOOOOOO and the nature boy strut

also if u film it roll up to the camera and give us ca.com crakcers a shout out