My wife was in an accident

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

The big wart on her nose gave it away.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

+1

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Here for the lulz

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

Heh.

 

[Bender. 10+ year member]

tell her to pick up her plane and sweep the damn floor

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

I'm amused.

 

[macq32 10+ year member]

you had me