Lil Wayne Diss (Thought i'd share)

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Why not tell him to come here so we can share our constructive criticism? We have helped many others.

 

[bad_trip 10+ year member]

actually IMO Lil wayne is a pretty good rapper. If you can find any of his freestyles or stuff that isn't on his major release albums it's not bad. and he makes me laugh quite a bit too. i like him. although I did hear from somewhere that another rapper was suing him because he claimed Wayne stole ALL of his songs. Like the entire Carter album and Carter 2 album. Dude supposedly had all the lyrics in his own handwriting in a journal and carbon dated and shit and blah blah blah.

I guess it was just BS though, since he's still making money.

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

Friend of mine made a Lil Wayne diss just for fun, and I think it's hilarious so I thought I would share.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/1322334542216e42/

Lyrics:

if there was a, million lil waynes, doin large shrooms

that'd be like, snow white and the dwarves, part 2

nothin but a cartoon, this diss ima start soon

get my boy dots, watch paul pierce u with a harpoon

but not like the celtics man, he a selfish man

****** *** made out with birdman then held his hand

wat are u gay lovers? i thought u hate brothers

now u hatin sisters, take it up the anal and get blisters

u got a milli? ***** *** im illy

9 millis, 9 phillies, son leave u dyin, silly

**** carter, nobody likes u, like vince in toronto

u take cocks too big boy, shut up ***** swallow

in baby steps u follow, u a stuck up ***** model

****in ***, big cocks, today and tomoro

u think im a ****** in jail, the way i drop bars

call me a police officer, the way i cop cars

"Run up on your punk ***, and scare you to death G,

make your "shit" leak son, just like DJ Chuck T

how many times you gon use the hotter than the sun metaphor?

this dude likes men, i bet he aint even met a *****

wat the hell is a Weezy F Baby, u ****in crazy

we all kno wat that means man, WEEZY ****ING BABY

gettin sued over samples, and ran from police

This aint the mall dog, you can't be takin samples for free

dufflefag boy, on the cover, hes got his baby picture

matter of fact, dude looks like the black version of baby hitler

lollipop ***, u aint tpain, man **** lil wayne

u got pee stains on ur keychain ho, see a lil rain

use my corey guns to blast your *** in the air,

then the only thing comin off your dome, is your nappy hair

Im hot like light, my dogs will bite,

i'm so high im lookin down at kites,

and my bling so bright that I

just might start a fight tonight, yiiiikes

****in ***

dufflefag

thats some BS guy, im the p-s-y

**** around and u'll end up on CSI

keep ****in around son, i get more power from anger

rage built inside of me, i throw hooks up like a hanger

but not a closet, im a rocket, bout to blow up in the process

im the pilot, doors i lock it, throw ya *** up in the cockpit

u'll get smacked like a dvd, i should burn u like aids did eazy-e

people say u on crack, but i say u on PCP

u got some greasy teeth son cuz u aint brushin,

no discussion, u aint nothin, leave u with a concussion

u been ****in, with the wrong kid,

this convict will bomb quick, leave u ****in armless WHAT!

Eh.

Not to mention, the "Weezy fucking baby" line, is a direct bite from Gillie.

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

Oh snap!

Not sure if that is him I can't imagine there are too many shitty as rappers named psyber running around.

Kid needs to grow some chest hair before he can use language like that.

For the record, Lil Wayne disses himself numereous times with his horrible metaphors and whatnot //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bad_trip 10+ year member]

and that is sick that this motherfocker would diss eazy-e like that. **** your friend dude.

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

actually IMO Lil wayne is a pretty good rapper. If you can find any of his freestyles or stuff that isn't on his major release albums it's not bad. and he makes me laugh quite a bit too. i like him. although I did hear from somewhere that another rapper was suing him because he claimed Wayne stole ALL of his songs. Like the entire Carter album and Carter 2 album. Dude supposedly had all the lyrics in his own handwriting in a journal and carbon dated and shit and blah blah blah.
I guess it was just BS though, since he's still making money.

I disagree...none of the cash money millionaires can freestyle. They just make stuff up and try to combine two things that have no relation, but they make it seem like it does...

Anyone heard the White Girl remix? Lil Wayne has a HORRIBLE verse in that song.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

PHail...

nG

 

[Nova76 10+ year member]

kraB *** white Boy he cant rap for shit and if you wrote some of those then thats even more pathetic he shoulnt be trying to diss wezzy he should be trying to find a doctor to fix that ****ed up face he got But i know why he really hatin on wezzy he just mad because hes gotta wear that fake *** plastic chain and wezzy got Bank to Buy some real dimonds, silver and gold but dont Be sad you to will get some ***** one day But dont get your hopes up.

 

[ohdub4 10+ year member]

lil wayne puts on one hell of a concert

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

I disagree with many of you.... this is one of the best freestyles I have heard/read.....

JK

 

[Ali1 10+ year member]

I disagree...none of the cash money millionaires can freestyle. They just make stuff up and try to combine two things that have no relation, but they make it seem like it does...
Anyone heard the White Girl remix? Lil Wayne has a HORRIBLE verse in that song.

I Got That White Girl, That Lindsay Lohan

And All U Got 2 Do Is Ask Lindsay Lohan

And If U Like That Blow, Then Well I Blow Minez

So Come N Get This Blow, And Then U Blow Minez

N Then U Blow His, N Then U Blow His

couldn't agree more. it seemed as if he made this verse while he was eating popcorn watching the news

 

[Hydrastas 10+ year member]

i don't care much for wayne's lyrics, but his voice is gay for sure. sounds like he's sucked too much dick to be trying to sing.

 

[tacovic 10+ year member]

i like wayne

this rap blows

 

[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

Look forward to someone, and honestly, probably me, to come back at your boy for being a retard. Give me a little time, and boredom, and I'll do my best to have something for him

Could he at least not try to flow on beat? A couple of lines were not too bad, I'll admit, but it doesnt matter when he sounds like an asshat doing it.

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

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