Alright since I have some time now, let me break this thing down for the uneducated or the lazy.
if there was a, million lil waynes, doin large shrooms
that'd be like, snow white and the dwarves, part 2
-This one is pretty obvious, talking about how short Lil Wayne is.
nothin but a cartoon, this diss ima start soon
get my boy dots, watch paul pierce u with a harpoon
-My username on the board we posted this on is Dots, and my real name is Paul
but not like the celtics man, he a selfish man
****** *** made out with birdman then held his hand
wat are u gay lovers? i thought u hate brothers
now u hatin sisters, take it up the anal and get blisters
-Celtics are team oriented. Then of course he is referring to Wayne and Baby kissing and holding hands
**** carter, nobody likes u, like vince in toronto
u take cocks too big boy, shut up ***** swallow
-Vince Carter is hated in Toronto
u think im a ****** in jail, the way i drop bars
call me a police officer, the way i cop cars
-This is pretty self explanatory, I would hope
"Run up on your punk ***, and scare you to death G,
make your "shit" leak son, just like DJ Chuck T
-DJ Chuck T was responsible for the leak of The Carter III. This is a sick line for sure.
how many times you gon use the hotter than the sun metaphor?
this dude likes men, i bet he aint even met a *****
-Wayne uses the ‘I’m hotter than the sun’ metaphor in almost every song, and it’s such a terrible one at that.
wat the hell is a Weezy F Baby, u ****in crazy
we all kno wat that means man, WEEZY ****ING BABY
-Dudes name is Weezy ‘****ing’ baby… think about it
gettin sued over samples, and ran from police
This aint the mall dog, you can't be takin samples for free
-Dude got sued for illegal using the ‘Dying’ sample, dope line here and funny as hell
use my corey guns to blast your *** in the air,
then the only thing comin off your dome, is your nappy hair
-If you guys didn’t know, Corey Gunz was originally on the song ‘A Milli’ and he absolutely ripped the track, that’s why Weezy took him off =p. He outshined Weezy like crazy. Then, Wayne also claims everything he raps is off the top of his dome.. so yeah, self explanatory
Im hot like light, my dogs will bite,
i'm so high im lookin down at kites,
and my bling so bright that I
just might start a fight tonight, yiiiikes
-This is where he pretened to rap like Lil Wayne, lawl
That’s about it the rest is pretty simple. I understand the flow and delivery was not great but the lyrics are pretty tight when you know what he’s talking about.