Friend of mine made a Lil Wayne diss just for fun, and I think it's hilarious so I thought I would share.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/1322334542216e42/
Lyrics:
if there was a, million lil waynes, doin large shrooms
that'd be like, snow white and the dwarves, part 2
nothin but a cartoon, this diss ima start soon
get my boy dots, watch paul pierce u with a harpoon
but not like the celtics man, he a selfish man
****** *** made out with birdman then held his hand
wat are u gay lovers? i thought u hate brothers
now u hatin sisters, take it up the anal and get blisters
u got a milli? ***** *** im illy
9 millis, 9 phillies, son leave u dyin, silly
**** carter, nobody likes u, like vince in toronto
u take cocks too big boy, shut up ***** swallow
in baby steps u follow, u a stuck up ***** model
****in ***, big cocks, today and tomoro
u think im a ****** in jail, the way i drop bars
call me a police officer, the way i cop cars
"Run up on your punk ***, and scare you to death G,
make your "shit" leak son, just like DJ Chuck T
how many times you gon use the hotter than the sun metaphor?
this dude likes men, i bet he aint even met a *****
wat the hell is a Weezy F Baby, u ****in crazy
we all kno wat that means man, WEEZY ****ING BABY
gettin sued over samples, and ran from police
This aint the mall dog, you can't be takin samples for free
dufflefag boy, on the cover, hes got his baby picture
matter of fact, dude looks like the black version of baby hitler
lollipop ***, u aint tpain, man **** lil wayne
u got pee stains on ur keychain ho, see a lil rain
use my corey guns to blast your *** in the air,
then the only thing comin off your dome, is your nappy hair
Im hot like light, my dogs will bite,
i'm so high im lookin down at kites,
and my bling so bright that I
just might start a fight tonight, yiiiikes
****in ***
dufflefag
thats some BS guy, im the p-s-y
**** around and u'll end up on CSI
keep ****in around son, i get more power from anger
rage built inside of me, i throw hooks up like a hanger
but not a closet, im a rocket, bout to blow up in the process
im the pilot, doors i lock it, throw ya *** up in the cockpit
u'll get smacked like a dvd, i should burn u like aids did eazy-e
people say u on crack, but i say u on PCP
u got some greasy teeth son cuz u aint brushin,
no discussion, u aint nothin, leave u with a concussion
u been ****in, with the wrong kid,
this convict will bomb quick, leave u ****in armless WHAT!
http://www.zshare.net/audio/1322334542216e42/
Lyrics:
if there was a, million lil waynes, doin large shrooms
that'd be like, snow white and the dwarves, part 2
nothin but a cartoon, this diss ima start soon
get my boy dots, watch paul pierce u with a harpoon
but not like the celtics man, he a selfish man
****** *** made out with birdman then held his hand
wat are u gay lovers? i thought u hate brothers
now u hatin sisters, take it up the anal and get blisters
u got a milli? ***** *** im illy
9 millis, 9 phillies, son leave u dyin, silly
**** carter, nobody likes u, like vince in toronto
u take cocks too big boy, shut up ***** swallow
in baby steps u follow, u a stuck up ***** model
****in ***, big cocks, today and tomoro
u think im a ****** in jail, the way i drop bars
call me a police officer, the way i cop cars
"Run up on your punk ***, and scare you to death G,
make your "shit" leak son, just like DJ Chuck T
how many times you gon use the hotter than the sun metaphor?
this dude likes men, i bet he aint even met a *****
wat the hell is a Weezy F Baby, u ****in crazy
we all kno wat that means man, WEEZY ****ING BABY
gettin sued over samples, and ran from police
This aint the mall dog, you can't be takin samples for free
dufflefag boy, on the cover, hes got his baby picture
matter of fact, dude looks like the black version of baby hitler
lollipop ***, u aint tpain, man **** lil wayne
u got pee stains on ur keychain ho, see a lil rain
use my corey guns to blast your *** in the air,
then the only thing comin off your dome, is your nappy hair
Im hot like light, my dogs will bite,
i'm so high im lookin down at kites,
and my bling so bright that I
just might start a fight tonight, yiiiikes
****in ***
dufflefag
thats some BS guy, im the p-s-y
**** around and u'll end up on CSI
keep ****in around son, i get more power from anger
rage built inside of me, i throw hooks up like a hanger
but not a closet, im a rocket, bout to blow up in the process
im the pilot, doors i lock it, throw ya *** up in the cockpit
u'll get smacked like a dvd, i should burn u like aids did eazy-e
people say u on crack, but i say u on PCP
u got some greasy teeth son cuz u aint brushin,
no discussion, u aint nothin, leave u with a concussion
u been ****in, with the wrong kid,
this convict will bomb quick, leave u ****in armless WHAT!
