just had *** with my ex, it was her bday.

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

hey fat girls are awesome, you know why there so good at giving head? cuz there hungry all the time. fatties love food right? wrap a hot dog bun around your johnson, throw some ketchup on there and a bit of relish on the side. put a paper plate under it and serve it up. they will give some insane head

That's a quick way to lose your peter..

 

[BassAndBeer]

you guys never tried that? me neither lol I soo did not try that. who would do that, wow //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/chicken.gif.218ea7401db50d5e31a7e0b37e05e21e.gif

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

then you sir are doing it wrong ! dont get me wrong,there are priorities that comes first but ill be d'amned if im just going to lay down and quit !!

Nope. I'm doing it right...been there, done that. i'm twice his age. I got an 11 and 16 year old both girls. A mortgage and wife to support.....and stupid *** bills.

But to come onto a forum bragging about getting laid is lame.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Nope. I'm doing it right...been there, done that. i'm twice his age. I got an 11 and 16 year old both girls. A mortgage and wife to support.....and stupid *** bills.
But to come onto a forum bragging about getting laid is lame.

If you weren't so far away, I'd have to stop by and say hi //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Just turned 17 on Feburary 22, so that's not a big age gap for your oldest.

I can be a real gentleman //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/jk.gif.ba617e50836573747a97050af2b21696.gif Don't take me too seriously, haha

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

I'm glad you and I are far apart. You don't know how big I am.

Of course....I'm exagerating I'm outta shape since high school lol

She hasn't dated yet...no bf either.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

I'm glad you and I are far apart. You don't know how big I am.
Of course....I'm exagerating I'm outta shape since high school lol

She hasn't dated yet...no bf either.

We'll have a man-to-man talk.

Back in the old days, they gave a pig for someone's daughter's hand in marriage.

To you, I offer my DDZ.

PM me for more details //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

We'll have a man-to-man talk.
Back in the old days, they gave a pig for someone's daughter's hand in marriage.

To you, I offer my DDZ.

PM me for more details //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

DDZ huh....bet that would **** off our dd lover on here lol

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

DDZ huh....bet that would **** off our dd lover on here lol

Still got it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

He was interested in it for a while. WOuld have worked out a deal with him, but I like the sub and don't want to lose a bunch of money. It's so nice to look at..

 

[chet]

dude you didn't send your daughter off yet. WTH!!!!!

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[grantking2256]

Unless you're ugly, poor, and have a small penis //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

i can solve the small penis problem... just get them drunk at that point they just say **** it.... trust me i know //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[speedyjuarez Premium Member]

Guys will always be guys. I'm 33 have a house, wife, kids.... at work we still fart and laugh, talk about bishes, and prank each other. We married guys talk about the good old days of getting strange and the single guys talk about the girl last night. No big deal being happy you got some. Congrats on the *** Op

 

[BassAndBeer]

hows it lame, im young im just being the young stud I am. take a look at yourself when you were 21, what things did you do? come on man we're men, we do these kind of things! we talk about pu55y, we ***** with the door open, we make our own beef jerky..

Nope. I'm doing it right...been there, done that. i'm twice his age. I got an 11 and 16 year old both girls. A mortgage and wife to support.....and stupid *** bills.
But to come onto a forum bragging about getting laid is lame.

 

[BassAndBeer]

im bassandbeer, and I approve this comment!

Guys will always be guys. I'm 33 have a house, wife, kids.... at work we still fart and laugh, talk about bishes, and prank each other. We married guys talk about the good old days of getting strange and the single guys talk about the girl last night. No big deal being happy you got some. Congrats on the *** Op

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

dude you didn't send your daughter off yet. WTH!!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wallbash.gif.1310150c49dd52e0fbe1813a0681e5c3.gif

Still waiting on a PM //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Anyone here got a hot daughter? Lol

i can solve the small penis problem... just get them drunk at that point they just say **** it.... trust me i know //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

There's always surgery too..