interview in 3 hrs, need advice

[JookBocsBettie 10+ year member]

Good luck

 

[Soler 10+ year member]

Good luck

WTF?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you made me laugh

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

I laughed at a lot of these posts...

Make sure to sneeze into your hand before stretching it out to shake the hand of the boss..

 

[bikinpunk 10+ year member]

- Don't mention that you worked there before *at all* but tell them you had experience working at a similar job

That's essentially "lying on your resume" and you can guarantee that you will not get hired for doing this. Trust me, I hear this stuff all day long working next to my organization's Director...she does the hiring/firing.

 

[Soler 10+ year member]

Whatever you do, ********** first. That's always the best option.

and if you do, make sure to no clean up well. Works great if you have a beard

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Then he's doomed...

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Firm handshake, look them in the eyes, don't stutter, be honest, and best of all, be yourself.

And don't forget to ********** first.

 

[JookBocsBettie 10+ year member]

i'm an old lady...this hi-tek stuff is beyond my years

 

[Soler 10+ year member]

i'm an old lady...this hi-tek stuff is beyond my years

masturbating = hi tech?

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

If they bring it up just say you were young and trying to do to much at once. Give reasons why you would be better for the job now and able to be a reliable person.

Best advice i have heard in a long time......

Whatever you do, ********** first. That's always the best option.

I ********** before *** even, makes me go longer.

 

[Soler 10+ year member]

Well mine went well, got the job. what about you