I was officially wasted last night

[mgoblue 10+ year member]

I have been buzzed a like 2-3 times in the last month, and before that hadnt drank in years since I had a very bad experience in 11th grade drinking.
But as for last night, I was officially wasted. Good times were had. Anyone have any good drunk stories from this weekend?

u and me both , I drank many yager bombs last night, feeling like sh*t today.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

One time i got drunk and answered the door for the pizza delivery guy doing the brain (balls hanging out of pants.

Another time i hid out in the yard butt *** ***** and jumped out behind the Papa Johns guy when he was backing out of the driveway.

I could go on for days. i'll quit there unless more is requested.

 

[t00sh0rt 10+ year member]

moar funnies deerhunt

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

I got drunk last Sat and shaved off my beard I have been growing for around 5 years. I was sad Sunday morning for sure.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I got drunk last Sat and shaved off my beard I have been growing for around 5 years. I was sad Sunday morning for sure.

that's you?

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

hes in a band

 

[Alpineforever 10+ year member]

Mixed white wolf and "drank" (that new purple anti-energy drink) went to a party with new 23 dollar aviators on. After doing a couple more shots i ended up face-planting into a trashcan because the cat in the apartment scared me and broke my sunglasses and came up with banana goo stuck to my face. Then I got mad and left to play x-box because i thought everyone was hating on me, but later i realized they were all just telling me to go to the bathroom and wash the bannana goo off of my face. Then this one fat chick who had been trying to hook up with me at the same party came over to my apartment while i was playing x-box and i didn't want to deal with her so i left and went back to the party but i still had on the x-box headset so i looked absolutely ridiculous when i went back inside to this party.

Just picture it, I had a broken pair of aviators on, dried up banana goo on my face and the 360 headset for live on my head. As soon as i walked in i promptly turned around and threw up bright purple all over their porch (purple from the drank) and then passed out inside of their apartment leaning against the door.

That was off of 8 shots of white wolf and a can of drank... some people call me a light-weight

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Wow this thread is so cool //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

One time I tripped on acid and got drunk and got into a fight with a cowboy guy that was carrying a guitar, my buddy punched him and I smashed his guitar.
They then called the cops who came and I proceeded to climb up the site of the BMW dealership on Comm Ave and fell asleep for about an hour.

my last acid trip i mixed it with x and took some spanish fly. next day when i could start gathering my thoughts i was told by friends i had to be held up from slipping on imaginary ice, attacked by a leprachaun with a pointy hat, and thought i was being molested by a black guy....good times

 

[Slim_Shady]

One time I got drunk on gin and orange juice.

I ran out of juice and poured straight gin in my cup and proceeded to the bar. Well I accidentally spilled some of ma gin on some random chick, and this ******* snuck me right in the eye. So I turned around and nailed one guy, (but it was the wrong guy I was later told,)

and apparently the guy I hit had several friends, because I felt a barrage of fists all over my body, and woke up in jail w/ a shiner and a chipped tooth.

Good times

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Mixed white wolf and "drank" (that new purple anti-energy drink) went to a party with new 23 dollar aviators on. After doing a couple more shots i ended up face-planting into a trashcan because the cat in the apartment scared me and broke my sunglasses and came up with banana goo stuck to my face. Then I got mad and left to play x-box because i thought everyone was hating on me, but later i realized they were all just telling me to go to the bathroom and wash the bannana goo off of my face. Then this one fat chick who had been trying to hook up with me at the same party came over to my apartment while i was playing x-box and i didn't want to deal with her so i left and went back to the party but i still had on the x-box headset so i looked absolutely ridiculous when i went back inside to this party.
Just picture it, I had a broken pair of aviators on, dried up banana goo on my face and the 360 headset for live on my head. As soon as i walked in i promptly turned around and threw up bright purple all over their porch (purple from the drank) and then passed out inside of their apartment leaning against the door.

That was off of 8 shots of white wolf and a can of drank... some people call me a light-weight

That is borderline lightweight considering drank is non alcoholic.

I have a can of drank in the fridge someone on the forum was supposed to buy. I have been tempted to mix it myself.

 

[vellocet 10+ year member]

Friday I went to a bar with my girlfriend and some friends. We did the drink a few pictures of nice dark beer routine until closing time (2am). My friend who was in town from college, my girlfriend, and I go to my house. My friend brings more beer over. We stay up drinking until quite late. Aparently I passed out on the toilet seat like I was going to puke. Couple of badass chicks over and I'm asleep on the toilet. My girlfriend gets me up and I go to bed. I woke up so drunk on saturday that I couldn't drive to work. My friend may weight 100 pounds, I really have no idea how she drinks as much as she does.

 

[Alpineforever 10+ year member]

That is borderline lightweight considering drank is non alcoholic.
I have a can of drank in the fridge someone on the forum was supposed to buy. I have been tempted to mix it myself.

i know drank is non alchoholic, it was in the story so people wouldn't think i was ghey for throwing up bright purple

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

Friday I went to a bar with my girlfriend and some friends. We did the drink a few pictures of nice dark beer routine until closing time (2am). My friend who was in town from college, my girlfriend, and I go to my house. My friend brings more beer over. We stay up drinking until quite late. Aparently I passed out on the toilet seat like I was going to puke. Couple of badass chicks over and I'm asleep on the toilet. My girlfriend gets me up and I go to bed. I woke up so drunk on saturday that I couldn't drive to work. My friend may weight 100 pounds, I really have no idea how she drinks as much as she does.

so where was ure girl and friend while u were passed out?, just wondering.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

One time I got really drunk and pissed the bed

My room mate got really drunk once and shit the bed, we still laugh at him for it. Another room mate got drunk that same night and pissed on his mini fridge. Same room mate got drunk another time and tried to get up and piss in the middle of the night but couldn't get his door open so he pissed on his door.