I was officially wasted last night

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

I have been buzzed a like 2-3 times in the last month, and before that hadnt drank in years since I had a very bad experience in 11th grade drinking.

But as for last night, I was officially wasted. Good times were had. Anyone have any good drunk stories from this weekend?

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[JeepCreepin96 10+ year member]

I sure do. Picked up a half gal of popov and a gallon jug of OJ and headed to my girls house with a few friends. One girl got sick (food poisioning or some shit) and went to bed, the other followed her and the other dude i was with didnt want to drink. The popov has still not been opened //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

One time I got really drunk and pissed the bed

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

actually I did that twice

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

it's "officially" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

One time I tripped on acid and got drunk and got into a fight with a cowboy guy that was carrying a guitar, my buddy punched him and I smashed his guitar.

They then called the cops who came and I proceeded to climb up the site of the BMW dealership on Comm Ave and fell asleep for about an hour.

 

[Jason19 10+ year member]

actually I did that twice

been there done that

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Got the ninja edit. I win.

 

[mbaoo]

I heard about a guy on the radio who got drunk and shit the bed with his gf in it.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

Got the ninja edit. I win.

i know the truth //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Prove it then! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

 

[Notloud00 10+ year member]

i dont drink //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

One time I got really drunk and dressed up like a girl for Halloween.

Another time I got really drunk and went as Obama.

Another time i got drunk and went as Quailman.

A few times i have gotten drunk and fkd a chubby bish (fat according to some people on here)

One time i got drunk at an afroman concert, went a girls house and puked everywhere as soon as I got there. she kicks me out and my friend takes me home. i told my friend to take me back over there, that the girl wanted me to come back. i lied and they wouldn't let me in the apartment. i kept knocking and her room mate comes out and says if i knock one more time shes calling the cops. i didn't have my cellphone with me and couldnt find anyone outside. I didnt even have shoes on. Debating what to do, i decided to jog home. 2 miles later i got home with bad cut up feet and went to bed.

 

[Compjake 10+ year member]

My only drunk story was last night.. me and 9 other people.. tons of pot and beer.. then I found a bottle of vodka so me and my cousins got drinking..

thank god my mom drove home LOL

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Had drunk *** Saturday and headbutted my girl in the chin. Hit my head on a glass table too. We ended up ****ing for about 3 hours because my dick would randomly go soft and shoot back up...or so I was told.