I was in a fight last night

[orphe 10+ year member]

Just came from visiting my son across town. I was really tired and Stopped at my siters place and took a nap before heading home. Back on the road and I saw the gas light on so I decided to pull into a gas station at 610 and 45. I saw this big b**** and her skinny ugly *** friend standing outside right in front of the store. One of them said Hi. I said Hello back. (mistake #1)

I paid for the gas and walked back to my car. Them b****es started swarming around me. Asking me if I could give them a ride and some money. I told them I just put my last $30 in the tank And no I don’t know you like that. The ugly b**** came around to my car where I was pumping gas and rubbed my head (I got a bald head) That pissed me off and woke me the **** up. I actually open my eyes and realized that this ugly skinny crackish looking b**** was actually a ugly skinny crackish ************ !!!! I was like you need to move the **** around!! NOW!!! The big b**** opened my passenger door and hopped her greesy *** in my front seat and said just give us a ride over there. (I forgot to lock my doors when I went inside. Mistake#2)

I was pissed off even more and started yelling get the f*** out! That big b**** came at me with Gimme $20 or Imma tell the police that you tried to **** me. I got friends that wrote down your license plate.

I said you a lie and a fool!! Get out! That b**** then starts going through my mid console!!! I grabbed her hand and put it in a wrist lock and started yelling Get out or Ill break it!!! Get out or Ill break it!!! Then started punching her in the kidney as hard as I can. The ************ came around towards me and I pushed him/her and did a foot sweep (CANT BELIVE THAT WORKED) when that thing landed on the ground I stomped twice like that 4 armed dude from Mortal Kombat 2. when big b***** made over to us I just started hittin her with straight punches all in her side and neck till she dropped.

Both of them were on the ground. I grabbed my keys that I had dropped, closed my door and burned the f**** off !!!! I will never go to that gas station again!!! I felt really bad on the way home because I never hit a woman before and I was boxing her like a dude. BTW took over an hour to type this with 1 hand. I think I sprained (or worse) my right hand cuz it hurts like hell.

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[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

oh ya?

 

[MazzaSECv.2 10+ year member]

Billy badass over here!

 

[Qbenjamin 10+ year member]

Ok.

 

[x1le 10+ year member]

you shoulda just gang banged'em //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

did you at least get a reach around?

 

[mgeagles26 10+ year member]

**** bro, i would have done the same though wtf that would just about make me lose my last nerve.. good thing you didnt get caught for that though

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Just came from visiting my son across town. I was really tired and Stopped at my siters place and took a nap before heading home. Back on the road and I saw the gas light on so I decided to pull into a gas station at 610 and 45. I saw this big b**** and her skinny ugly *** friend standing outside right in front of the store. One of them said Hi. I said Hello back. (mistake #1)
I paid for the gas and walked back to my car. Them b****es started swarming around me. Asking me if I could give them a ride and some money. I told them I just put my last $30 in the tank And no I don’t know you like that. The ugly b**** came around to my car where I was pumping gas and rubbed my head (I got a bald head) That pissed me off and woke me the **** up. I actually open my eyes and realized that this ugly skinny crackish looking b**** was actually a ugly skinny crackish ************ !!!! I was like you need to move the **** around!! NOW!!! The big b**** opened my passenger door and hopped her greesy *** in my front seat and said just give us a ride over there. (I forgot to lock my doors when I went inside. Mistake#2)

I was pissed off even more and started yelling get the f*** out! That big b**** came at me with Gimme $20 or Imma tell the police that you tried to **** me. I got friends that wrote down your license plate.

I said you a lie and a fool!! Get out! That b**** then starts going through my mid console!!! I grabbed her hand and put it in a wrist lock and started yelling Get out or Ill break it!!! Get out or Ill break it!!! Then started punching her in the kidney as hard as I can. The ************ came around towards me and I pushed him/her and did a foot sweep (CANT BELIVE THAT WORKED) when that thing landed on the ground I stomped twice like that 4 armed dude from Mortal Kombat 2. when big b***** made over to us I just started hittin her with straight punches all in her side and neck till she dropped.

Both of them were on the ground. I grabbed my keys that I had dropped, closed my door and burned the f**** off !!!! I will never go to that gas station again!!! I felt really bad on the way home because I never hit a woman before and I was boxing her like a dude. BTW took over an hour to type this with 1 hand. I think I sprained (or worse) my right hand cuz it hurts like hell.

dude, i literally thought this was going to be some douche bag "im trying to look cool story"

but holy shit was i wrong. its rare that i actually laugh that hard from a post. ****ing a man, shit is hilarious.

 

[xseveredveganx 10+ year member]

you shoulda just gang banged'em //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I f*cking lol'd!!!

Ewwwww. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[BobbyDD 10+ year member]

So you got in a fight with a chick and a fag...good job.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

waste of an hour

 

[salone 10+ year member]

wow!

 

[mgeagles26 10+ year member]

to all you queers who have nothing better to say than oh cool, a chick and a ***..

give him a f*cking break what would you do.. let the chickdude **** on your fingers??

 

[77oldsMAbrotha 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif...moar funnies...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif