I see so many "I got mail" threads, I felt left out.

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

So, I'll share my mail with you.

This one is fresh outta my Yahoo mailbox. It's scrumptious.

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

no male order brides?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Who needs mail order brides when you have **** midgets?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

male midget brides?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Yes.

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

yummy i love dwarfs

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

All night long.

nG

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

something about those hot looking cave man like forheads.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and **** his fucking cock.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and **** his fucking cock.

Is that when the dude threw up?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Is that when the dude threw up?

Elias: [mumbling] "One ring to rule them all."

Hobbit Lover: "One ring to find them."

Randal Graves: Oh, Jesus.

Elias: [pulls a Ring necklace out of his shirt] "One Ring to bring them all."

Hobbit Lover: [pulls a Ring out of his pocket, in a dramatic voice] "And in the darkness, bind them!"

Elias: How many times?

Hobbit Lover: Well, three for fellowship, two for towers, four for return.

Elias: Five for return!

Hobbit Lover: Dude!

Randal Graves: All right look, there's only one return, okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."

Hobbit Lover: Oh, Star Wars geek.

Randal Graves: Oh, i'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses.

Elias: You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy.

Randal Graves: Oh, what the **** happened to this world. There's only one trilogy you ****ing morons.

Hobbit Lover: You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, 'cause he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right?

[in robot voice]

Hobbit Lover: Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga.

Elias: [chucking] Yeah, you're crazy Jar-Jar.

Randal Graves: Oh, I'm crazy? Those ****in' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a ****ing volcano.

Randal Graves: [describing the Lord of the Rings Trilogy] Here's the first movie.

[walks a few steps, staring blankly]

Randal Graves: And here's the second movie.

[walks a few steps again, pretends to trip]

Hobbit Lover: He is way off, loser.

Randal Graves: You ready for the third movie?

[walks yet again, stops, pretends to throw the ring into the volcano. Shrugs his shoulders and turns around]

Randal Graves: And what's with that gay ****ing look?

Randal Graves: That look was so gay, I thought Sam was going to saunter over Frodo and **** his ****ing ****. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.

Hobbit Lover: Hey ******, Sam and Frodo aren't gay! Their hobbits!

Randal Graves: And then after the Frodo and Sam suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up ****ing bricks in Frodo's mouth.

Hobbit Lover: I'm gonna kick your *** back to the Shire if you don't shut your ****ing mouth.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

teh hottness

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

i always get those crazy emails where it randomly generates words.