i need some advice from teh wonderful ca community

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

Your one messed up kid. Ive learned more bad shit in one day about you then i would ever want to.

hahahhaha ive been pretty ****ed up all day

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

just ask her to touch your penis, if she does then you are definetely getting laid.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

How can you **** with your gimp neck?

Stole the words out of my mouth.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

I'd just tell her straight up.

Might as well...

 

[norcrawler 10+ year member]

play that song...

"i wannnnnnnaaaaa fckkkkkkk you"

lol

 

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

When you start taking off her pants with your dick hanging out, I think she'll get your intentions.

LOL

Truf

tell her straight up. say u no what i really just want to fuck you. she will either say oh man ive been waiting for you to say that. or it will ruin ur friend ship for ever. but its worth the risk.

yes

I'd just tell her straight up.
Might as well...

yes

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

LOLTruf

yes

yes

milk and cookies? The pic disappeared fvcker

 

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

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milk and cookies?

 

[CantGetEnufBASS 10+ year member]

If she hasnt made it clear that she wants to fawk you, then that meens she thinks your kind of a loser and just wants to be a good person and actually give you the time of day...besides lets be realistic who wants to fawk a gimp neck douche bag

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Once you actually get to college, you'll realize that driving 80 miles solely for *** is a fool's errand.

Just sober up before you drive anywhere, please...although, on second thought, I could use a nice insurance settlement, maybe I should tell you where I'll be driving //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[sctattooer 10+ year member]

Looks like fun to me

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

without pics, this is an instant fail thread.

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

Just tell her you'll be there in the late evening and you're going to stay the night. Ask her where you'll sleep. You'll know if you'll be hittin it by her response.

 

[loopkiller 10+ year member]

Ok this year im a senior in hs. This ***** last year that was a senior when i was a junior im pretty sure she wanted to **** me but im not 100%. Shes not very hot and i kinda ignored her most of the time. Now im gettin desperate and wanna **** her; she goes to a college about 40 miles away. I asked her if she wanted me to go over there to hang out this weekend and she said yea sure. What should i say to make my intentions clear that i wanna ****; i dont wanna waste my time going over there if im not gonna get laid.

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

tell her you are a drug addict, she will give you sympathy ***.