i need some advice from teh wonderful ca community

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

Ok this year im a senior in hs. This ***** last year that was a senior when i was a junior im pretty sure she wanted to **** me but im not 100%. Shes not very hot and i kinda ignored her most of the time. Now im gettin desperate and wanna **** her; she goes to a college about 40 miles away. I asked her if she wanted me to go over there to hang out this weekend and she said yea sure. What should i say to make my intentions clear that i wanna ****; i dont wanna waste my time going over there if im not gonna get laid.

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[NewAgeKing 5,000+ posts]

How can you **** with your gimp neck?

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

How can you **** with your gimp neck?

Valium and vodka

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

How can you **** with your gimp neck?

Too funny.........This sack tucker was crying about his neck earlier

 

[NewAgeKing 5,000+ posts]

Valium and vodka

Ahh. GL with that, and tell her your only coming if she will **** you. Then let me know how it works out

 

[bunkerking09 10+ year member]

tell her

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

 

[SPL-Master 10+ year member]

Valium and vodka

if you give the vodka to her it will be better lol then you can //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/highhorse.gif.6bbb570c3f53dc0dcce8a2b8ad05cf11.gif

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

tell her

im just trying to decide how to word it

 

[bunkerking09 10+ year member]

i'd hit it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

When you start taking off her pants with your dick hanging out, I think she'll get your intentions.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I have some advice

QUIT POSTING STUPID FUCKING THREADS!!!!!!

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

tell her straight up. say u no what i really just want to fuck you. she will either say oh man ive been waiting for you to say that. or it will ruin ur friend ship for ever. but its worth the risk.

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

tell her straight up. say u no what i really just want to fuck you. she will either say oh man ive been waiting for you to say that. or it will ruin ur friend ship for ever. but its worth the risk.

I guess you've got a good point there

It's not like im gonna ever hang out with her other than if i go over there, unless i get into teh same college (which i applied too), but whatever, theres plenty of *****es out there

 

[NewAgeKing 5,000+ posts]

Your one messed up kid. Ive learned more bad shit in one day about you then i would ever want to.