I need no introduction...

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris

Date of birth (location) March 10, 1940 - Ryan, Oklahoma, USA

Biography for

Chuck Norris

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage

Actor - filmography

(2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s)

1. The Cutter (2005) .... John Shepherd

2. Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) .... Capt. Ranger Cordell Walker

3. Bells of Innocence (2003) .... Matthew

4. The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) .... Joshua McCord

5. "Walker, Texas Ranger" .... Cordell "Cord" Walker

- The Final Showdown: Part 1 (2001) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker

- The Final Showdown: Part 2 (2001) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker

- Blood Diamonds (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker

- Reel Rangers (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker

- Without a Sound (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker

(77 more)

6. The President's Man (2000) (TV) .... Joshua McCord

7. "Martial Law"

- Honor Among Strangers (2000) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker

8. "Sons of Thunder"

- Thunder by Your Side (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker

- Lost & Found (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker

- Fighting Back (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker

- Moment of Truth (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker

9. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) .... Jake Fallon

10. Forest Warrior (1996) .... McKenna

11. Top Dog (1995) .... Jake Wilder

12. Hellbound (1994) .... Frank Shatter

13. Walker Texas Ranger 3: Deadly Reunion (1994) .... Ranger Cordell Walker

14. Wind in the Wire (1993) (TV)

15. Sidekicks (1992) .... Chuck Norris

16. "De tú a tú"

- Episode dated 26 March 1992 (1992) TV Episode

17. The Hitman (1991) .... Cliff Garret/Danny Grogan

18. Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990) .... Col. Scott McCoy

... aka Delta Force 2 (USA: short title)

... aka Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold

19. Hero and the Terror (1988) .... Danny O'Brien

20. Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988) .... Col. James Braddock

21. Firewalker (1986) .... Max Donigan

22. The Delta Force (1986) .... Maj. Scott McCoy

... aka Mahatz Ha-Delta (Israel: Hebrew title)

23. Invasion U.S.A. (1985) .... Matt Hunter

24. Code of Silence (1985) .... Eddie Cusack

25. Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985) .... Colonel James Braddock

26. Missing in Action (1984) .... Col. James Braddock

27. Lone Wolf McQuade (1983) .... J.J. McQuade

28. Forced Vengeance (1982) .... Josh Randall

29. Silent Rage (1982) .... Sheriff Dan Stevens

30. An Eye for an Eye (1981) .... Sean Kane

31. The Octagon (1980) .... Scott James

32. A Force of One (1979) .... Matt Logan

33. Good Guys Wear Black (1978) .... John T. Booker

34. Breaker! Breaker! (1977) .... John David 'J.D.' Dawes

... aka Breaker, Breaker

... aka Cindy Jo & the Texas Turnaround

35. Slaughter in San Francisco (1974) .... Chuck Slaughter/Chuck Norris

... aka Chuck Norris vs. the Karate Cop

... aka Huang mian lao hu

... aka Karate Cop

... aka Yellow Faced Tiger

36. The Student Teachers (1973) .... Karate Instructor

... aka College Coeds (USA)

37. Meng long guojiang (1972) .... Colt

... aka Fury of the Dragon (Europe: English title)

... aka Return of the Dragon

... aka Revenge of the Dragon (USA: cable TV title)

... aka Way of the Dragon

38. The Wrecking Crew (1969) (uncredited) .... Man in the House of 7 Joys

Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage

Producer - filmography

(2000s) (1990s)

1. Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) (executive producer)

2. Birdie and Bogey (2004) (executive producer)

3. The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) (executive producer)

4. The President's Man (2000) (TV) (executive producer)

5. "Sons of Thunder" (1999) TV Series (executive producer) (1999)

6. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) (executive producer)

7. "Walker, Texas Ranger" (1993) TV Series (executive producer) (1995-2001)

8. Sidekicks (1992) (executive producer)

Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage

Writer - filmography

(2000s) (1990s) (1980s)

1. "Walker, Texas Ranger"

- Golden Boy (2005) TV Episode

- Lucas: Part 2 (1997) TV Episode

- Lucas: Part 1 (1997) TV Episode

- Sons of Thunder (1997) TV Episode

2. "Sons of Thunder" (1999) TV Series (creator)

3. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) (story)

4. Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988)

5. Invasion U.S.A. (1985) (screenplay)

Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage

Miscellaneous Crew - filmography

(1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s)

1. "Walker, Texas Ranger" (1993) TV Series (singer: theme song)

2. The Octagon (1980) (fight choreographer)

3. A Force of One (1979) (fight choreographer)

4. Good Guys Wear Black (1978) (martial arts choreographer)

5. Breaker! Breaker! (1977) (fight choreographer)

... aka Breaker, Breaker

... aka Cindy Jo & the Texas Turnaround

6. The Green Berets (1968) (martial arts performer)

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