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<blockquote data-quote="Chuck Norris" data-source="post: 1999430" data-attributes="member: 565917"><p><span style="font-size: 36px"><strong>Chuck Norris</strong></span></p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/c/chuck_norris.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p>Date of birth (location) March 10, 1940 - Ryan, Oklahoma, USA</p><p></p><p><strong>Biography for </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Chuck Norris</strong></p><p></p><p>When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.</p><p></p><p>There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.</p><p></p><p>Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.</p><p></p><p>There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.</p><p></p><p>When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.</p><p></p><p>There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.</p><p></p><p>Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost</p><p></p><p>Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.</p><p></p><p>Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.</p><p></p><p>Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage</p><p></p><p>Actor - filmography</p><p></p><p>(2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s)</p><p></p><p>1. The Cutter (2005) .... John Shepherd</p><p></p><p>2. Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) .... Capt. Ranger Cordell Walker</p><p></p><p>3. Bells of Innocence (2003) .... Matthew</p><p></p><p>4. The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) .... Joshua McCord</p><p></p><p>5. "Walker, Texas Ranger" .... Cordell "Cord" Walker</p><p></p><p>- The Final Showdown: Part 1 (2001) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker</p><p></p><p>- The Final Showdown: Part 2 (2001) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker</p><p></p><p>- Blood Diamonds (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker</p><p></p><p>- Reel Rangers (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker</p><p></p><p>- Without a Sound (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker</p><p></p><p>(77 more)</p><p></p><p>6. The President's Man (2000) (TV) .... Joshua McCord</p><p></p><p>7. "Martial Law"</p><p></p><p>- Honor Among Strangers (2000) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker</p><p></p><p>8. "Sons of Thunder"</p><p></p><p>- Thunder by Your Side (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker</p><p></p><p>- Lost &amp; Found (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker</p><p></p><p>- Fighting Back (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker</p><p></p><p>- Moment of Truth (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker</p><p></p><p>9. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) .... Jake Fallon</p><p></p><p>10. Forest Warrior (1996) .... McKenna</p><p></p><p>11. Top Dog (1995) .... Jake Wilder</p><p></p><p>12. Hellbound (1994) .... Frank Shatter</p><p></p><p>13. Walker Texas Ranger 3: Deadly Reunion (1994) .... Ranger Cordell Walker</p><p></p><p>14. Wind in the Wire (1993) (TV)</p><p></p><p>15. Sidekicks (1992) .... Chuck Norris</p><p></p><p>16. "De tú a tú"</p><p></p><p>- Episode dated 26 March 1992 (1992) TV Episode</p><p></p><p>17. The Hitman (1991) .... Cliff Garret/Danny Grogan</p><p></p><p>18. Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990) .... Col. Scott McCoy</p><p></p><p>... aka Delta Force 2 (USA: short title)</p><p></p><p>... aka Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold</p><p></p><p>19. Hero and the Terror (1988) .... Danny O'Brien</p><p></p><p>20. Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988) .... Col. James Braddock</p><p></p><p>21. Firewalker (1986) .... Max Donigan</p><p></p><p>22. The Delta Force (1986) .... Maj. Scott McCoy</p><p></p><p>... aka Mahatz Ha-Delta (Israel: Hebrew title)</p><p></p><p>23. Invasion U.S.A. (1985) .... Matt Hunter</p><p></p><p>24. Code of Silence (1985) .... Eddie Cusack</p><p></p><p>25. Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985) .... Colonel James Braddock</p><p></p><p>26. Missing in Action (1984) .... Col. James Braddock</p><p></p><p>27. Lone Wolf McQuade (1983) .... J.J. McQuade</p><p></p><p>28. Forced Vengeance (1982) .... Josh Randall</p><p></p><p>29. Silent Rage (1982) .... Sheriff Dan Stevens</p><p></p><p>30. An Eye for an Eye (1981) .... Sean Kane</p><p></p><p>31. The Octagon (1980) .... Scott James</p><p></p><p>32. A Force of One (1979) .... Matt Logan</p><p></p><p>33. Good Guys Wear Black (1978) .... John T. Booker</p><p></p><p>34. Breaker! Breaker! (1977) .... John David 'J.D.' Dawes</p><p></p><p>... aka Breaker, Breaker</p><p></p><p>... aka Cindy Jo &amp; the Texas Turnaround</p><p></p><p>35. Slaughter in San Francisco (1974) .... Chuck Slaughter/Chuck Norris</p><p></p><p>... aka Chuck Norris vs. the Karate Cop</p><p></p><p>... aka Huang mian lao hu</p><p></p><p>... aka Karate Cop</p><p></p><p>... aka Yellow Faced Tiger</p><p></p><p>36. The Student Teachers (1973) .... Karate Instructor</p><p></p><p>... aka College Coeds (USA)</p><p></p><p>37. Meng long guojiang (1972) .... Colt</p><p></p><p>... aka Fury of the Dragon (Europe: English title)</p><p></p><p>... aka Return of the Dragon</p><p></p><p>... aka Revenge of the Dragon (USA: cable TV title)</p><p></p><p>... aka Way of the Dragon</p><p></p><p>38. The Wrecking Crew (1969) (uncredited) .... Man in the House of 7 Joys</p><p></p><p>Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage</p><p></p><p>Producer - filmography</p><p></p><p>(2000s) (1990s)</p><p></p><p>1. Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) (executive producer)</p><p></p><p>2. Birdie and Bogey (2004) (executive producer)</p><p></p><p>3. The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) (executive producer)</p><p></p><p>4. The President's Man (2000) (TV) (executive producer)</p><p></p><p>5. "Sons of Thunder" (1999) TV Series (executive producer) (1999)</p><p></p><p>6. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) (executive producer)</p><p></p><p>7. "Walker, Texas Ranger" (1993) TV Series (executive producer) (1995-2001)</p><p></p><p>8. Sidekicks (1992) (executive producer)</p><p></p><p>Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage</p><p></p><p>Writer - filmography</p><p></p><p>(2000s) (1990s) (1980s)</p><p></p><p>1. "Walker, Texas Ranger"</p><p></p><p>- Golden Boy (2005) TV Episode</p><p></p><p>- Lucas: Part 2 (1997) TV Episode</p><p></p><p>- Lucas: Part 1 (1997) TV Episode</p><p></p><p>- Sons of Thunder (1997) TV Episode</p><p></p><p>2. "Sons of Thunder" (1999) TV Series (creator)</p><p></p><p>3. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) (story)</p><p></p><p>4. Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988)</p><p></p><p>5. Invasion U.S.A. (1985) (screenplay)</p><p></p><p>Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage</p><p></p><p>Miscellaneous Crew - filmography</p><p></p><p>(1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s)</p><p></p><p>1. "Walker, Texas Ranger" (1993) TV Series (singer: theme song)</p><p></p><p>2. The Octagon (1980) (fight choreographer)</p><p></p><p>3. A Force of One (1979) (fight choreographer)</p><p></p><p>4. Good Guys Wear Black (1978) (martial arts choreographer)</p><p></p><p>5. Breaker! Breaker! (1977) (fight choreographer)</p><p></p><p>... aka Breaker, Breaker</p><p></p><p>... aka Cindy Jo &amp; the Texas Turnaround</p><p></p><p>6. The Green Berets (1968) (martial arts performer)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Chuck Norris, post: 1999430, member: 565917"] [SIZE=36px][B]Chuck Norris[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/c/chuck_norris.jpg[/IMG] Date of birth (location) March 10, 1940 - Ryan, Oklahoma, USA [B]Biography for [/B] [B]Chuck Norris[/B] When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage Actor - filmography (2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s) 1. The Cutter (2005) .... John Shepherd 2. Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) .... Capt. Ranger Cordell Walker 3. Bells of Innocence (2003) .... Matthew 4. The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) .... Joshua McCord 5. "Walker, Texas Ranger" .... Cordell "Cord" Walker - The Final Showdown: Part 1 (2001) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker - The Final Showdown: Part 2 (2001) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker - Blood Diamonds (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker - Reel Rangers (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker - Without a Sound (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker (77 more) 6. The President's Man (2000) (TV) .... Joshua McCord 7. "Martial Law" - Honor Among Strangers (2000) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker 8. "Sons of Thunder" - Thunder by Your Side (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker - Lost & Found (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker - Fighting Back (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker - Moment of Truth (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker 9. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) .... Jake Fallon 10. Forest Warrior (1996) .... McKenna 11. Top Dog (1995) .... Jake Wilder 12. Hellbound (1994) .... Frank Shatter 13. Walker Texas Ranger 3: Deadly Reunion (1994) .... Ranger Cordell Walker 14. Wind in the Wire (1993) (TV) 15. Sidekicks (1992) .... Chuck Norris 16. "De tú a tú" - Episode dated 26 March 1992 (1992) TV Episode 17. The Hitman (1991) .... Cliff Garret/Danny Grogan 18. Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990) .... Col. Scott McCoy ... aka Delta Force 2 (USA: short title) ... aka Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold 19. Hero and the Terror (1988) .... Danny O'Brien 20. Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988) .... Col. James Braddock 21. Firewalker (1986) .... Max Donigan 22. The Delta Force (1986) .... Maj. Scott McCoy ... aka Mahatz Ha-Delta (Israel: Hebrew title) 23. Invasion U.S.A. (1985) .... Matt Hunter 24. Code of Silence (1985) .... Eddie Cusack 25. Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985) .... Colonel James Braddock 26. Missing in Action (1984) .... Col. James Braddock 27. Lone Wolf McQuade (1983) .... J.J. McQuade 28. Forced Vengeance (1982) .... Josh Randall 29. Silent Rage (1982) .... Sheriff Dan Stevens 30. An Eye for an Eye (1981) .... Sean Kane 31. The Octagon (1980) .... Scott James 32. A Force of One (1979) .... Matt Logan 33. Good Guys Wear Black (1978) .... John T. Booker 34. Breaker! Breaker! (1977) .... John David 'J.D.' Dawes ... aka Breaker, Breaker ... aka Cindy Jo & the Texas Turnaround 35. Slaughter in San Francisco (1974) .... Chuck Slaughter/Chuck Norris ... aka Chuck Norris vs. the Karate Cop ... aka Huang mian lao hu ... aka Karate Cop ... aka Yellow Faced Tiger 36. The Student Teachers (1973) .... Karate Instructor ... aka College Coeds (USA) 37. Meng long guojiang (1972) .... Colt ... aka Fury of the Dragon (Europe: English title) ... aka Return of the Dragon ... aka Revenge of the Dragon (USA: cable TV title) ... aka Way of the Dragon 38. The Wrecking Crew (1969) (uncredited) .... Man in the House of 7 Joys Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage Producer - filmography (2000s) (1990s) 1. Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) (executive producer) 2. Birdie and Bogey (2004) (executive producer) 3. The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) (executive producer) 4. The President's Man (2000) (TV) (executive producer) 5. "Sons of Thunder" (1999) TV Series (executive producer) (1999) 6. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) (executive producer) 7. "Walker, Texas Ranger" (1993) TV Series (executive producer) (1995-2001) 8. Sidekicks (1992) (executive producer) Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage Writer - filmography (2000s) (1990s) (1980s) 1. "Walker, Texas Ranger" - Golden Boy (2005) TV Episode - Lucas: Part 2 (1997) TV Episode - Lucas: Part 1 (1997) TV Episode - Sons of Thunder (1997) TV Episode 2. "Sons of Thunder" (1999) TV Series (creator) 3. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) (story) 4. Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988) 5. Invasion U.S.A. (1985) (screenplay) Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage Miscellaneous Crew - filmography (1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s) 1. "Walker, Texas Ranger" (1993) TV Series (singer: theme song) 2. The Octagon (1980) (fight choreographer) 3. A Force of One (1979) (fight choreographer) 4. Good Guys Wear Black (1978) (martial arts choreographer) 5. Breaker! Breaker! (1977) (fight choreographer) ... aka Breaker, Breaker ... aka Cindy Jo & the Texas Turnaround 6. The Green Berets (1968) (martial arts performer) [/QUOTE]
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