I need girl advice!!???

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

teach her how to give head properly....i'm sure u know how

ohh snap

take a picture, show it to everyone you/she knows. or better yet a video.

why? so you can see Corey's penis?

 

[MarcRocks 10+ year member]

If she has braces, she's too young to be giving you head. Turn her over and play in the mud.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

^ and then donkey punch her

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

^ and then donkey punch her

pink sock FTW

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

cut your penis down to 1.85"....

that never happens beyond 2"

trust me

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

What would I do if a girl with braces was giving me head, and her braces caught a couple of my pubes, pulled them out and as a reaction I jerked and my dick went down her throat caushing her to gag and throw up on me penis. Im one of those people that gets sick when other people throw up, so I threw up on her head. What do I do?

This is all hypothetical of course.

seriously dude, manscape...clean that shit up. no girl wants to **** on a hairy ****....trim that shit!!!

 

[blue eyes 10+ year member]

that is funny as all hell dude get a shaver mow that down you dont have to be bald use a GUARD you wont have a nut fall on the floor then find another hoodrat and get over it haha

 

[MarcRocks 10+ year member]

^ and then donkey punch her

Donkey punching. Always a good choice. ALWAYS. Bet you can't name one situation where donkey punching is inappropriate.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

Donkey punching. Always a good choice. ALWAYS. Bet you can't name one situation where donkey punching is inappropriate.

funerals....

donkey punching the widow ftl

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

funerals....
donkey punching the widow ftl

i thought that was considered an honor to be donkey punched at your late husbands funeral. its a reminder of the good ol days IIRC //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[MarcRocks 10+ year member]

funerals....
donkey punching the widow ftl

Gotta disagree with you here. Maybe you're not picturing it.

 

[MarcRocks 10+ year member]

i thought that was considered an honor to be donkey punched at your late husbands funeral. its a reminder of the good ol days IIRC //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

It's one of those laws that are on the books in some states but not actually enforced any more. Something like - "A widow, upon her late husbands passing, must be donkey punched by a designated "Donkey Puncher" at the funeral. If said widow is not donkey punched, then the state will not recognize her status as a widow, and will continue to record her husband as alive."

Maybe.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

It's one of those laws that are on the books in some states but not actually enforced any more. Something like - "A widow, upon her late husbands passing, must be donkey punched by a designated "Donkey Puncher" at the funeral. If said widow is not donkey punched, then the state will not recognize her status as a widow, and will continue to record her husband as alive."
Maybe.

now that you mention it, i think nebraska has a law like that... hmm

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I dont know what would happen if someone got one of your bushy *** kinky pubic hairs caught in their teeth. Probably fuck up their gums like unwaxed floss.