I need girl advice!!???

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

there are way 2many...what ifs. proly not gona happen so dont worry. just let her suk it. LOL

Well, that shit hurts man.

consult deerhunt for all these situations //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

This girl is not fat.

my advice is stop posting your fantasies on caraudio.com

it will never come true so just stop

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tell her puke turns u on, and so does cupchicks. Let her watch it, then proceed to puke and shit on her while ur telling her how good this feels. Then knock her out and take a pix and post it on caraudio.com //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

This is probly the best idea. But i dont have a camera phone and both my cameras are ****ed. Matter of fact I cant even find one of them.

Take a shower afterwards? And start trimming up that jungle man!
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Its au natural.

It would be easy for her to get pubes stuck in her braces when your bush looks like the everglades...

My pubes are black not green, and there are no alligators and shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

i'm sure his pubes are just hard to manuveur thru since they're nappy is all //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

This is true.

After you were through wiping off the puke be sure to say this...



You just got puked on b****!!!

I like.

Give the situation a name like "The Oatmeal Loaf" and be famous.

Since you came up with it, ill let you put it on urbandictionary.com

Diaf

such hostility.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

shave your manhood/thread

hell no, I dont wanna cut mmah balls off. and besides, it itches when its growing back right? And the bitch might think I have crabs.

murder her

after or before?

teach her how to give head properly....i'm sure u know how

only a little bit. bdawson was hitting on me though.

take a picture, show it to everyone you/she knows. or better yet a video.

see the other post about cameras.

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

What would I do if a girl with braces was giving me head, and her braces caught a couple of my pubes, pulled them out and as a reaction I jerked and my dick went down her throat caushing her to gag and throw up on me penis. Im one of those people that gets sick when other people throw up, so I threw up on her head. What do I do?

This is all hypothetical of course.

there's a website for that...all except the last part.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

this is one he11 of a story to be hypothetical. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

Sell it on the internet, there are people who are into the gagging/throwing up on penis thing. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

this is one he11 of a story to be hypothetical. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:
Sell it on the internet, there are people who are into the gagging/throwing up on penis thing. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

he needs vids first

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

this is one he11 of a story to be hypothetical. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:
Sell it on the internet, there are people who are into the gagging/throwing up on penis thing. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Ive called her like 4 times, she wont answer my calls.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Ive called her like 4 times, she wont answer my calls.

go shave ur junk then call her to let her know that. Also tell her that u ate marshmallows, so now ur puke will be fluffy and soft like the clouds and smell like candy

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

it itches the first time, you get used to it

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

it itches the first time, you get used to it

provided u don't cut urself, and put aftershave on it...

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Ive called her like 4 times, she wont answer my calls.

Maybe she is mad she has hair coming out of her mouth? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

he needs vids first

they can re-make the video. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Start peeing down her throat.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

provided u don't cut urself, and put aftershave on it...

i do it in the shower, just water, no aftershave lol

if its your first time use a beard trimmer to get it close or youll be ripping pubes out of your sac like nothin

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

i do it in the shower, just water, no aftershave lol
if its your first time use a beard trimmer to get it close or youll be ripping pubes out of your sac like nothin

i used to pluck my pubes, but then it got outta control. I need to start a small contained brush fire down sometimes soon

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

it itches the first time, you get used to it

no thanks.

Start peeing down her throat.

gonan start callin you silent bob.

i do it in the shower, just water, no aftershave lol
if its your first time use a beard trimmer to get it close or youll be ripping pubes out of your sac like nothin

really no thanks.

i used to pluck my pubes, but then it got outta control. I need to start a small contained brush fire down sometimes soon

That doesnt sound like a good idea.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

That doesnt sound like a good idea.

i was never one for a good idea