I need a divorce, where do I start?

[SPL15 10+ year member]

If you've already got it in your head that she is a DFB (DumFnBish). then nothing in the world is gonna change that in your head no matter plastic surgery, brain transplant, whatever...

Just looking at her face will bring up all that past annoyance and it'll eat at you till you die an early death from stress... If your to the point where the sight of her makes you wanna leave the room, it's TOOOOOOOO LATE!!

Like others have said, get a lawyer. Women turn evil during a breakup no matter how nice they seam. If she's that selfish, she'll **** your wallet and win with tears and lies. If she's desperate, she'll beg ya back and claim she's gonna change only to do the same BS over in a month or less.

DTB (Dump That Bish)

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

I actually am a divorce laywer.

For 20 dollars I can divorce your wife for you.

Paypal only, kthnx.

 

[rc10mike 10+ year member]

Wow, thanks for the quick help! I really appreciate it. I already know more more that I did 10min ago. Thanks.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Just tell us what she did today......

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

if you must get lawyers involved i suggest mediation.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

just tell her you're gay and probably have aids and she will figure it all out.

The best part is you probably wont even be lying.

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

well you certainly came to the best place.
Some idiots might tell you to look in the phone book for an attorney, but thats because they just don't understand the power of the lounge.

it's helped so many//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

back to pics of soon to be ex.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

to start a divorce, i would slap a ***** then superman that ho

 

[rc10mike 10+ year member]

Just tell us what she did today......

Heres the short version:

Threw my PS3 controllers out the door breaking 1

Threw a 24oz soda in my face that went all over me, the couch, wall and my computer.

Its really a long story and I dont want carpal tunnel.

 

[rc10mike 10+ year member]

if you must get lawyers involved i suggest mediation.

Is mediation like counseling?

 

[rc10mike 10+ year member]

just tell her you're gay and probably have aids and she will figure it all out.
The best part is you probably wont even be lying.

Cool, GFYS

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

Is mediation like counseling?

no, neutral party, legal, and cheaper than attorneys for both parties if it goes that way.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

Im bored, pist, and looking for advice.
My wife is a selfish, hard headed @%^# and I cant take it anymore. We have no kids, live in an apartment, and we each are Active Duty military. We split the bills down the middle since we make the same amount of money. She has her car and I have mine. In theory, this is an easy divorce to settle, whats hers is hers and whats mine is mine.

Problem is I have no idea where to start this process! HELP!

i went to the ficilitators office and got a packet. after that return it to them and their presto done!

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

go put your dick in another chick, that'll usually start the divorce proceedings real quick

JHAJAJAJAJAAAJJAJ

VERY TRUE!

 

[rc10mike 10+ year member]

i went to the ficilitators office and got a packet. after that return it to them and their presto done!

Makes it sound easy!