I need a divorce, where do I start?

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Cool, GFYS

Sounds like fun.

I bet you wanna help dont you?

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

Makes it sound easy!

it is the packet is thick but since you both dont have shit it will be alot of skimming and filling out the papers that need to be filled out! thats easy. only costed me 2 dollar for the packet! 30 buck at office depot is gay. facilitators office FTW(nuetral party= facilitators office i think).

 

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I need a divorce, where do I start?

With a lawyer, durrrrrrr.
I don't care how easy the divorce "seems" it will be, it pays to lawyer up.

As long as funds weren't co-mingled(joint accounts), then it should be relatively pain less, but I still recommend using a lawyer.

 

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She has no computer skills what so ever. She doesnt even understand why I buy and sell so much car audio stuff even though I tell her why every time. She's clueless.

Clueless ones tend to raise the most stink. They don't think rationally.

 

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Heres the short version:
Threw my PS3 controllers out the door breaking 1

Threw a 24oz soda in my face that went all over me, the couch, wall and my computer.

Its really a long story and I dont want carpal tunnel.

This right here is grounds to obtain a DVI //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bannock 10+ year member]

Heres the short version:
Threw my PS3 controllers out the door breaking 1

Threw a 24oz soda in my face that went all over me, the couch, wall and my computer.

Its really a long story and I dont want carpal tunnel.

and she did this for no reason?

 

[pilyin 10+ year member]

Heres the short version:
Threw my PS3 controllers out the door breaking 1

Threw a 24oz soda in my face that went all over me, the couch, wall and my computer.

Its really a long story and I dont want carpal tunnel.

Have you by chance been so busy playing your video games lately that you haven't helped her out. Marriage is about giving, not getting. Me thinks counseling is where you should start. I don't know you, but from this thread I could see more failed marriages in the future.

 

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Have you by chance been so busy playing your video games lately that you haven't helped her out. Marriage is about giving, not getting. Me thinks counseling is where you should start. I don't know you, but from this thread I could see more failed marriages in the future.

I understand what you are getting at, but it is also fact that this woman is an irrational bish. No counseling necessary. This reaction to his possible neglect is hardly rational by a long shot. this is like guys punching fists through walls and doors when they get upset at their wife. This kind of shit comes from crazy people //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Skip the counselor and go straight to the lawyer.

 

[Patrick Simmons 10+ year member]

buy a shotgun...12ga will do.. Take said gun to your house,,,wait till wife is sleeping ... aim, pull trigger, bury body in 10 diffrent states.... DONE... Now is that so hard?

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[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Some good ideas in here. I will search for this thread in due time..........................hopefully not, but my wife is a pain.................so am I, so she might jump in here before I do to get some good input.

Never know!

Fuk my luck!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I understand what you are getting at, but it is also fact that this woman is an irrational bish. No counseling necessary. This reaction to his possible neglect is hardly rational by a long shot. this is like guys punching fists through walls and doors when they get upset at their wife. This kind of shit comes from crazy people //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif
Skip the counselor and go straight to the lawyer.

I broke my knuckle on my left hand for doing that not two weeks before my marriage, lol! I am a crazy mofo!

Honestly though I didn't know what else to do. Was either kill the bish or punch a hole through the door.

Door won out. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 

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lets see pics of her? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif