i gotta ********** so bad after seeing my dad *****, help?

[timaishu 10+ year member]

take a huge shit.

and were out of toilet paper. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

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[memphis_vette 10+ year member]

use a rug

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

use you hand you can always wash it, but just make sure you dont sniff your fingers after you wipe.

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

wipe on the grass

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

drag your *** on the carpet like a dog

 

[JuicyJeff 10+ year member]

Shower curtains

 

[bannock 10+ year member]

who runs out of toilet paper? I always buy another pack when i'm half done the one im using

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Take shit. Shower immediately. Bed down.

 

[CMattox23 10+ year member]

drag your *** on the carpet like a dog

Found that very amusing tbh lol

 

[Fear Of Theive 10+ year member]

I find that very amusing tbh lol

You find that very amusing?

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

ridiculous

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Nevermind. The shitting sensation has gone away.

Atleast for now.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

is beating off to the image of your ***** dad considered ******?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I guess it depends on if it's his biological father.

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

I could use my old jacket.

The zipper broke so its basically useless. I could prolly get a few uses out of it since its big.