I got caught today.

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

its like in my original post...ITS NOT MY GF...just a friend....we just like to mess around.

Whatever the hell she is, I'm picturing ***** with an assortment of *** toys scattered about her submissive body.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

*** toys are for limp dicks.

 

[hazardous0388 10+ year member]

*** toys are for limp dicks.

x2

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

*** toys are for limp dicks.

These are dominatrix toys. It's to let her know who's running the operations tonight.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Do you think your GF mom is gonna let you come over anymore or not? Hopefully she is a crappy mom and is cool with it.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

These are dominatrix toys. It's to let her know who's running the operations tonight.

I don't give a shit what they are for. I think its silly.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I don't give a shit what they are for. I think its silly.

It's easier to train a ho with blunt objects //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DjiNN 10+ year member]

It's easier to train a ho with blunt objects //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

like the c0cks

 

[ArrizX 10+ year member]

ive been walked in on. but we were under covers... and her dad still has no idea.

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

lol. refered to as getting "brains" or "dome" in my town

well we've had 100's of them over the years, i have used those terms as well...but lettuce was the one i chose at the time...

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

Being walked in on by the parents is far less traumatic than walking in on the parents. ride me you potbellied stallion still rings in my ears 25 years later //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Being walked in on by the parents is far less traumatic than walking in on the parents. ride me you potbellied stallion still rings in my ears 25 years later //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Jeff Foxworthy ftw

 

[Decado2 10+ year member]

I can remember when me and my wife were teenager's, fooling around in her mothers basement on the fold out couch.

Her mom came into the kitchen but didnt know we were in the basement, the basment was not to far down from the kitchen and we could see/hear her making herself something to eat.

As she was fixing her food, she let out a LOUD fart, I rolled off my wife and busted out laughing, scared the dooky (pun intended) out of her, her face was RED.

She was so angry and embarrased that she threw me out on the spot! I will never forget that night //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

I can remember when me and my wife were teenager's, fooling around in her mothers basement on the fold out couch.
Her mom came into the kitchen but didnt know we were in the basement, the basment was not to far down from the kitchen and we could see/hear her making herself something to eat.

As she was fixing her food, she let out a LOUD fart, I rolled off my wife and busted out laughing, scared the dooky (pun intended) out of her, her face was RED.

She was so angry and embarrased that she threw me out on the spot! I will never forget that night //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

LOL!

And *** toys can be lots of fun, you guys just need to find some freaky girls

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Its pretty bad when your own mom comes in and donkey punches you...

Oh crap, I can't pass that one up!