I got caught today.

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Lol, try having her dad come in when your licking the ****....

W3rd lol

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

my dad walked in on me getting lettuce when i was like 17 or 18
"ok, i needed to talk to you about something, whenever you're threw, i'll be in the garage"

meh, part of growing up

what you talk about?

 

[hazardous0388 10+ year member]

Back to the OP, you should have told the mom tits or GTFO

she has some nice tits as well. and good "**** me" glasses. she is some sort of secretary at the local courthouse

 

[hazardous0388 10+ year member]

Pix please.

wish i could get some, i wont be going back over there for a while.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Please get a vasectomy.

x2

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

what you talk about?

lettuce = head....head of lettuce, get it? haha

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

msh..

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

I had a dad who was a drill sargent walk in when his daughter and I were foolin around. he chased me out of the house.

it was awkward because I worked with the girl at the pool, which the father came too a lot.

good times.

the worst one, was when I dated this Mormon girl ( she was hot and horny,, so what) .. the parents caught us fooling around.

they sat me down, and laid their propaganda on me, tried to save/convert me.

never talked to her again.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Did you tell them Jesus saves?

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

remember the time we were running a train on supas mom, and he actually walked in?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I couldn't believe he had the nerve to ask if that's how babies are made.

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

I remember when I was first caught... well kinda caught.

Me and my gf where at her house and she took me up stairs to her room, the only room up there, and we started to get busy... nobody was home when we started, but afterwards we was going down the steps and I look and see her mom sitting on the couch staring a hole through me. I was like oh shit, she had to hear us. I was just happy it wasn't her dad, cuz he is a BIG redneck and he prolly would have cut me up and feed me to his c0ck fighting chickens.

 

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

lettuce = head....head of lettuce, get it? haha

lol. refered to as getting "brains" or "dome" in my town